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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Wolfenstein » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:17 pm

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Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:04 pm

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

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Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:47 pm

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

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Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:07 pm

^ I'm not sure whether to be disturbed or laugh maniacally for several minutes. :shocked: :haha:
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Postby gronank » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:57 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Helicopter cat :haha:

In some ways, poor taste is an artform in itself. Is it disrespectful against the dead cat? Definetly. Is it any more disrespectful than stuff that are done against live animals that we find acceptable? Not really.
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Postby black bart » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:10 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:
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Where can you get the 'Dr Who' Russian doll set....

You might have to put your own artistic talents to work bart... one-off hand painted set... would prolly cost you a motza if it was for sale.


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Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:01 pm

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

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Postby gronank » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:17 pm

daftbeaker wrote:A bit of sibling violence :haha:

It might be a good thing kids abandoned cricket in favour for their techno gadgets.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:19 pm

Makes a bit more sense if you watch the preceding 30 seconds... makes it a little less overkill. :P My question is... how's the iPad? And does the answer to that question affect the iPad's (in general) value?
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Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:14 pm

IIRC, Steve Jobs originally envisioned the notebook computer as being lightweight, powerful, etc etc etc, *and* sturdy enough to smack a softball if a kid was so inclined. Some of that dream coming true in daft's link? :haha:
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:09 pm

"I whistle in the face of mortal danger".

Must be a cousin of Jack (where is he, anyway? :confused: )

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:52 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Helicopter cat :haha:

We are not amused.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:43 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:"I whistle in the face of mortal danger".

Must be a cousin of Jack (where is he, anyway? :confused: )


I hope that cat doesn't get made into a helicopter, he's gorgeous and at the same time emanating pure evil and self control.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:28 am

That kid will feel the pain of his brother's iPad for days to come. I'm not an advocate of violence, but that'll stop him doing that in future, for sure. :evilgrin:

Cats should eat birdies. It's in their nature to do so. How do you train a cat not to eat them? My cat constantly stalks them, and has little to no luck (fortunately). Still, that's really cool - :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:19 am

Warning - Lots of notty words (seriously, it's Derek and Clive level nottiness).

With that said, here's an Aussie court transcript :haha: I thought it was a joke but it's apparently real according to The Telegraph and (supposedly) The Australian (but I can't be bothered making an account to check).
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