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Make A Caption For This Crazy Photo Ver. 3.0

Postby ken worley on Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:38 am

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(url to image)http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5929/crazycaptionpics002ji2.jpg
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Postby ken worley on Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:56 am

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Toby's camera phone thus dispelled village rumors of
a "Ravenous Hot Dog Monster".
...but many questions lingered.
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Postby EarthRise on Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:08 am

I submit an internet meme:

"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
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Postby Acidhouser on Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:49 pm

I said "WHERE'S the mustard!"
Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.
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Postby ken worley on Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:19 pm

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After three hours, police and family members were able
to talk Jim out of his attempt to commit suicide by
"devouring himself like a giant frankfurter"
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Postby ken worley on Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:33 am

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Jimmy-Ray's sexual deviance got more bizarre,
and at the same time, more brazen. Here, he is caught
during a coffee break at work, fisting a jar of mustard.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:51 am

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After 2 days, 8 hours, and 23 minutes, Ken Worley finally got the lid off the mustard.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby black bart on Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:19 am

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After great performances in the Caber tossing, Giant Log Lift, Fridge Carry and the Truck Pull, Sven Hvargersson blows his chances of winning The World's Strongest man contest with a disastrous effort in the Opening the Giant mustard jar event.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby DeltaWhiskey on Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:37 am

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"Ummm...It was like this when I got here...honest."
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Postby Dogma's A Bitch on Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:37 am

It's called musterbating. Get over it.

ps How do you put the dang picture in?????
Just swing the damn sabre.... you're bound to hit sumptin'.
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Postby ken worley on Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:05 pm

Dogma's A Bitch wrote:It's called musterbating. Get over it.

ps How do you put the dang picture in?????



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I put the url link to the image in the first post...it is(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5929 ... 002ji2.jpg)

(but without the parentheses)


You can highlight and copy/paste this url in your post.
Then, put the bbCode "tags" at either end of the url, like this.

[img]url%20of%20image[/img]


You can "poach" any image on the web, someone's avatar, sig pic, smilie, whatever, by right-clicking on the image, and selecting "Properties" from the drop-down menu.

The "properties" window includes the images url.
Highlight, copy-paste, add the tags....
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:54 pm

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Sadly, Tim's audition for the role of "Hurley" on Lost turned out not to be the best place to use method acting.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:52 am

"ITS OKAY TO LOVE MUSTARD SO STOP BEING SO JUDGMENTAL"
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:09 am

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Are you sure there's a prize hidden at the bottom?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby ken worley on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:49 am

And, for a change of pace, I will append this photo with what I believe is the TRUE caption.



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Allright, you motherf&*#ers!! I'm SICK of this!!
Where are my FU@#ING car keys so I can go HOME!!!
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