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Postby EarthRise on Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:18 pm

I declare we should post jokes that mock our own religion.

I shall go first, with this tidbit about Unitarians:

Q What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian Universalist?
A Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Q What two things do UUs and Dracula have in common?
A They both have origins in Transylvania and they both shy away from the cross.

Q Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic Unitarian?
A She stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Postby polmop on Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:03 pm

great idea!
i support it...but until now i can't come up with one...
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:51 pm

For Pastafarians:

Q: Do you ever think about how the universe began?
A: I like to think about the future. That beginning stuff is all in the pasta.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby ken worley on Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:24 pm

I would participate in a bashing of my religion, but there is absolutely nothing funny whatsoever about vaginas.

Not even a little bit.

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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:25 am

How many Zen gurus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Inner light is what matters.
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Re: Jokes about your religion

Postby St John the Blasphemist on Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:06 am

EarthRise wrote:Q What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian Universalist?
A Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel?
A: Someone who knocks on your door and tells you to piss off.

EarthRise wrote:Q Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic Unitarian?
A She stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

I believe the original joke dealt with an insomniac dyslexic agnostic.

Anyhow. A joke about my religion:

Q: How many Discordians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 4.536 tonnes of Flax.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:51 pm

So the Zen Master walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:04 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:So the Zen Master walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."

He gives the hotdog vendor a $20 note & the hotdog vendor hands him the hotdog without giving any change.

The Zen master asks "What about my change?"

So the hotog vendor says "You should know. Change comes from within."

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