I have attempted to construct a short story/anecdote using the new vocabulary wot we have assembled so far:
I was walking down Oxford Street in a southerly direction the other day, scratching me futtocks, when a goldidreadlocked meanderthal suddenly lurched out of the crowd toward me. As the meanderthal approached I was momentarily distracted by a couple of prosti-tots. Suffering a brief but inevitable mamogle, I collided with the severely obnoxed meanderthal, who careered into a nearby public convenience, crashing through the door and catching the unfortunate occupant in midshat.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.