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Postby Rainswept on Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:00 am

Fucktarded: An action which is both extremely stupid, and has an unwanted effect.

See also Fucktard: One who does something fucktarded.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:54 am

Wigtastic: a really good or crazy wig.
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:42 am

If CYBORG= half computer/half man....


TIEBORG-automatic neckwear

PIEBORG-Electromechanical dessert

KAYBORG-half computer/half kayak

WHYBORG-robotic philosopher

RYEBORG-half computer/half tasty loaf of bread

FLYBORG- laser-guided household pest

THIGHBORG-automatic leg-exercise device, so you need not get up

REFIBORG- Automatically shops for and signs lower-interest mortgages, daily.

GUYBORG-mechanical wingman/drinking buddy

VAGIBORG- every gamer's dream.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:17 pm

Cuntard - Internet cunt with properties of a fucktard.

Propertiews - Oppinions on all subjects except the queen, because she is not a subject. (pun intended)
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:02 pm

ken worley wrote:If CYBORG= half computer/half man....


TIEBORG-automatic neckwear

PIEBORG-Electromechanical dessert

KAYBORG-half computer/half kayak

WHYBORG-robotic philosopher

RYEBORG-half computer/half tasty loaf of bread

FLYBORG- laser-guided household pest

THIGHBORG-automatic leg-exercise device, so you need not get up

REFIBORG- Automatically shops for and signs lower-interest mortgages, daily.

GUYBORG-mechanical wingman/drinking buddy

VAGIBORG- every gamer's dream.


You'd need to add:

TRIBORG- well hung (tripod) machine/man

SPYBORG- 007-1100110

FRYBORG- The machine at the drive-thru that wants to know if you want fries with that

CRYBORG- Those dolls that blubber

EYEBORG- Lt. Laforge

AFIBORG- Robotic rockband

and of course...

HIGBORG- hippie cyborg.
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Postby Capellini on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:46 pm

I made this one up on the subway yesterday.

Obnox (verb) - to make one find you obnoxious. As in "That bitch just totally obnoxed me when she said that."
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Postby leapofaith97 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:25 am

Made by a friend of mine, describing an action usually taken during a Halo 3 match.

Founge: To rape and pillage, as in killing someone, tea bagging their lifeless body, and taking all their weapons.

ZoMG, I just founged teh sn1per!
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:36 am

chocohaul- addictive chocolate
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:36 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:There's a rather strange romance novel that defines men as being one of two things:

A Cupcake (yummy, and you can drool over him, but not that good for you)
A Muffin (not quite as yummy, but you never really get sick of them, and they are very good for you)


I know that post was a while back, but I just wanna say this-
a) it's not really a romance novel, more like a vampire hunter type thing.
b)it's was a vampire hunter type thing written for ~15-19 year old girls. I should know, because i have read it and enjoy it very much. (Read it a *cough cough bal bla bla number of years* ago)
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:39 am

oh, i forgot to post a word...

luvastaette- a young female who is a pastafarian and luvs pasta.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:43 am

I thought the book was about an artist who whose family had made forgeries for centuries. In fact, I'm sure of it, because they had a thing for pineapple/orange muffins. And part of it was tracking down the Scarlett paintings. And the romance is between a cop and the lady artist, who is trying to keep him from finding out the family secret. Some of the family think he is a cupcake, and other think he is a muffin. Maybe the cupcake/muffin idea has been used in multiple books.


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:47 am

A little garish, but here's one my dad uses:

Poonanza!: Meaning, when one goes to the toilet, and a lot of brown waste excretes from rear end.
In a sentence: Woah, I just had one heck of a poonanza!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:51 am

I had an entirely different picture in my head before reading the definition. I thought it was perhaps a bonanza of poontang.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:56 am

Hmm. I suppose that it could mean both. But I don't think that I would particularly want to hear my dad talking about your definition.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:00 am

Moral Minority wrote:Goldidreadlocks. A blonde Rastafarian.

That would have made the original story much more interesting.

"Hey, man! The bears are here! Woah! I need'a stop smokin' this stuff. Ooh, I gots the munchies. I need some porridge..."
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