Fucktarded: An action which is both extremely stupid, and has an unwanted effect.
See also Fucktard: One who does something fucktarded.
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by Rainswept on Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:00 am
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Wigtasic
by black bart on Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:54 am
Wigtastic: a really good or crazy wig.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by ken worley on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:42 am
If CYBORG= half computer/half man....
TIEBORG-automatic neckwear
PIEBORG-Electromechanical dessert
KAYBORG-half computer/half kayak
WHYBORG-robotic philosopher
RYEBORG-half computer/half tasty loaf of bread
FLYBORG- laser-guided household pest
THIGHBORG-automatic leg-exercise device, so you need not get up
REFIBORG- Automatically shops for and signs lower-interest mortgages, daily.
GUYBORG-mechanical wingman/drinking buddy
VAGIBORG- every gamer's dream.
TIEBORG-automatic neckwear
PIEBORG-Electromechanical dessert
KAYBORG-half computer/half kayak
WHYBORG-robotic philosopher
RYEBORG-half computer/half tasty loaf of bread
FLYBORG- laser-guided household pest
THIGHBORG-automatic leg-exercise device, so you need not get up
REFIBORG- Automatically shops for and signs lower-interest mortgages, daily.
GUYBORG-mechanical wingman/drinking buddy
VAGIBORG- every gamer's dream.
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by Moral Minority on Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:17 pm
Cuntard - Internet cunt with properties of a fucktard.
Propertiews - Oppinions on all subjects except the queen, because she is not a subject. (pun intended)
Propertiews - Oppinions on all subjects except the queen, because she is not a subject. (pun intended)
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by Rainswept on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:02 pm
ken worley wrote:If CYBORG= half computer/half man....
TIEBORG-automatic neckwear
PIEBORG-Electromechanical dessert
KAYBORG-half computer/half kayak
WHYBORG-robotic philosopher
RYEBORG-half computer/half tasty loaf of bread
FLYBORG- laser-guided household pest
THIGHBORG-automatic leg-exercise device, so you need not get up
REFIBORG- Automatically shops for and signs lower-interest mortgages, daily.
GUYBORG-mechanical wingman/drinking buddy
VAGIBORG- every gamer's dream.
You'd need to add:
TRIBORG- well hung (tripod) machine/man
SPYBORG- 007-1100110
FRYBORG- The machine at the drive-thru that wants to know if you want fries with that
CRYBORG- Those dolls that blubber
EYEBORG- Lt. Laforge
AFIBORG- Robotic rockband
and of course...
HIGBORG- hippie cyborg.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by Capellini on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:46 pm
I made this one up on the subway yesterday.
Obnox (verb) - to make one find you obnoxious. As in "That bitch just totally obnoxed me when she said that."
Obnox (verb) - to make one find you obnoxious. As in "That bitch just totally obnoxed me when she said that."
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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by leapofaith97 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:25 am
Made by a friend of mine, describing an action usually taken during a Halo 3 match.
Founge: To rape and pillage, as in killing someone, tea bagging their lifeless body, and taking all their weapons.
ZoMG, I just founged teh sn1per!
Founge: To rape and pillage, as in killing someone, tea bagging their lifeless body, and taking all their weapons.
ZoMG, I just founged teh sn1per!
ken worley wrote:The rule is,
"Leaves of three, let it be..."
"Leaves of four, run home, press it in a diary, then put some pink ribbons in your hair, skip over to your boyfriend's house, and spend the next three hours tongue-kissing him."
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by lordpunkmonk on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:36 am
chocohaul- addictive chocolate
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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by rocker_pirate_chick on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:36 am
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:There's a rather strange romance novel that defines men as being one of two things:
A Cupcake (yummy, and you can drool over him, but not that good for you)
A Muffin (not quite as yummy, but you never really get sick of them, and they are very good for you)
I know that post was a while back, but I just wanna say this-
a) it's not really a romance novel, more like a vampire hunter type thing.
b)it's was a vampire hunter type thing written for ~15-19 year old girls. I should know, because i have read it and enjoy it very much. (Read it a *cough cough bal bla bla number of years* ago)
Just some happy facts and a doubt.
My friend is Nobody, my other friend is everybody, and I'm anybody.
Nobody's perfect.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Hey, how come I don't have a saying...?
Nobody's perfect.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Hey, how come I don't have a saying...?
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by rocker_pirate_chick on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:39 am
oh, i forgot to post a word...
luvastaette- a young female who is a pastafarian and luvs pasta.
luvastaette- a young female who is a pastafarian and luvs pasta.
My friend is Nobody, my other friend is everybody, and I'm anybody.
Nobody's perfect.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Hey, how come I don't have a saying...?
Nobody's perfect.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Hey, how come I don't have a saying...?
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:43 am
I thought the book was about an artist who whose family had made forgeries for centuries. In fact, I'm sure of it, because they had a thing for pineapple/orange muffins. And part of it was tracking down the Scarlett paintings. And the romance is between a cop and the lady artist, who is trying to keep him from finding out the family secret. Some of the family think he is a cupcake, and other think he is a muffin. Maybe the cupcake/muffin idea has been used in multiple books.
disremember: when you tear someplace apart looking for something that you thought you put there, but you didn't (from misremember and dismember)
disremember: when you tear someplace apart looking for something that you thought you put there, but you didn't (from misremember and dismember)
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:47 am
A little garish, but here's one my dad uses:
Poonanza!: Meaning, when one goes to the toilet, and a lot of brown waste excretes from rear end.
In a sentence: Woah, I just had one heck of a poonanza!
Poonanza!: Meaning, when one goes to the toilet, and a lot of brown waste excretes from rear end.
In a sentence: Woah, I just had one heck of a poonanza!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:51 am
I had an entirely different picture in my head before reading the definition. I thought it was perhaps a bonanza of poontang.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:56 am
Hmm. I suppose that it could mean both. But I don't think that I would particularly want to hear my dad talking about your definition.
**shudders**
**shudders**
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:00 am
Moral Minority wrote:Goldidreadlocks. A blonde Rastafarian.
That would have made the original story much more interesting.
"Hey, man! The bears are here! Woah! I need'a stop smokin' this stuff. Ooh, I gots the munchies. I need some porridge..."
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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