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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:02 am

laough: laugh so hard that you cough...as I just did after reading your reply to my alternate definition.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:04 am

Let's eat some pie, mon.
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Postby ken worley on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:15 pm

midshat-(mid-shat')adj. Halfway pooped.
or.-British pretend-pirate-degenerate-common.
Microsoft has announced today that its new OS, currently midshat, will be unveiled in early September.
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Postby black bart on Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:40 pm

Ye nicked that off me yer blaggard! I just hadn't got as far as the explanation.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby black bart on Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:07 pm

I have attempted to construct a short story/anecdote using the new vocabulary wot we have assembled so far:

I was walking down Oxford Street in a southerly direction the other day, scratching me futtocks, when a goldidreadlocked meanderthal suddenly lurched out of the crowd toward me. As the meanderthal approached I was momentarily distracted by a couple of prosti-tots. Suffering a brief but inevitable mamogle, I collided with the severely obnoxed meanderthal, who careered into a nearby public convenience, crashing through the door and catching the unfortunate occupant in midshat.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:36 am

sarcasize v.= the act of using sarcasm
e.g. Don't sarcasize at me.

freind n.= a feindish friend
e.g. Sly work there my freind.

flaying spaghetti monster n.=something to avoid at all cost
e.g. the Flying Spaghetti Monster is realy cool but that flaying spaghetti monster is a bit of a jerk

henlistment v.= the enlistment of small animals into the military such as squirrels and hens
e.g. Oh my god they henlisted my cat
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
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111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:27 pm

lump: a slight bump
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:19 pm

PWNsauce - totally awesome PWNage.

pimpsauce - totally pimpin' (hope you didn't think 'o something else)

rivled - burninated
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:15 am

Scheisefreude: Taking pleasure from other people defecating.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:58 am

Hausfreude:Taking pleasure at other people's houses.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:58 am

Signafreude: Taking pleasure at other people's taglines. Then feeling guilty.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:41 am

suiban: banning yourself in the Your Banned thread.
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