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Make Up Your Own Words....F@*$ Miriam Webster...

Postby ken worley on Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:42 pm

Have a pet word of your own invention?....Post it, and its definition here.

My first offering:

Meanderthal: Those idiots, usually on a cell-phone conversation, who randomly amble about a store aisle or city sidewalk, eyes closed, or at a 45 degree upward tilt, defying your every effort to plot a trajectory past them with their idly pointless milling-about.
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:57 pm

My last GF taught me a great one:

Prosti-tots: young teen and pre-teen girls who dress like they are hookers.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:45 pm

Rainswept wrote:My last GF taught me a great one:

Prosti-tots: young teen and pre-teen girls who dress like they are hookers.


As an adendum to this one I'll offer up:

Sorostitutes: Sorority girls.
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Postby EarthRise on Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:25 am

PirateGuy wrote:
Rainswept wrote:My last GF taught me a great one:

Prosti-tots: young teen and pre-teen girls who dress like they are hookers.


As an adendum to this one I'll offer up:

Sorostitutes: Sorority girls.


I thought that one too, but that's not your own invention :mrgreen:
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Postby farfalla on Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:15 am

Prosti-tots, aka, bimbettes (the youger version of bimboo)
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Postby ken worley on Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:57 am

farfalla wrote:Prosti-tots, aka, bimbettes (the youger version of bimboo)


(underline mine)


Bimboo?...would that be : A whore that grows up to two feet per day?
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Postby farfalla on Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:34 am

Yes, and we put her under your fingernails if that is what turns you on. See what you get for an extra 'o'.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:31 am

A bimboo might be a bubbly young dudette whose buttocks and breast are stiff and firm.
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Postby Beef_cup_cake on Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:04 pm

beefcupcake: A muscular or "tough" female.

I'm a little irritated about a recent discovery. I actually made this word up about 10 years ago after having heard Cartman on South Park refer to himself as a "beefcake". I recently googled it, to find that it has been entered into an Urban Dictionary. Somebody stole my word damnit!! I knew I should have put a trademark on that!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:08 pm

There's a rather strange romance novel that defines men as being one of two things:

A Cupcake (yummy, and you can drool over him, but not that good for you)
A Muffin (not quite as yummy, but you never really get sick of them, and they are very good for you)
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:47 am

Goldidreadlocks. A blonde Rastafarian.
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Boobgle

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:56 am

Boobgle: That moment when a man's eyes are spontaneously drawn to a womans cleavage...a boobgle.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:11 am

Awww, I had hoped your first offering would have been a definition of your word "futtock", which I saw in the "continuous salty tale".
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Futtock

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:35 am

Arrrr that be a foine word matey...shout it from the poop deck...arrrr, there be a town called 'Futtocks End' somewhere!

A matey o mine has suggested Mamogle as an alternative to Boobgle.
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:41 am

Ok then here we go...............

Futtock: a pair of pirate's buttocks a-ripe and peachy and ready for the taking


.........actually it's a bit of wood in a pirate's galleon. Either way it's piratey.
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