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ken worley wrote:You could always go the traditional route.
One part rat poison, three parts sugar, add enough caramel to make a sticky paste.
Roll into 1" diameter balls, dip in melted chocolate, let dry, and Voilla!
St John the Blasphemist wrote:A few years ago some kid dressed in a cowboy suit knocked at the door & said "trick or treat!". His mum was standing at the gate.
I gave him a puzzled look & said "I don't have anything, sorry". He said "Oh," & left.
I seriously doubt many other people had anything prepared to give him either, since this is Australia & we don't celebrate Halloween.
Frankly I think his mum should be charged with child abuse for giving the little brat lessons in door-to-door canvassing. He'll probably grow up to be a Jehova's Witness, a Mormon, or a Vacuum Cleaner salesperson.
St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Un-Americanism