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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:42 am

she realised that she was dead,so she proceeded to go to heaven where she met Dr. Mengele and promptly asked him: ..
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Postby farfalla on Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:53 am

, "What ever happened to the clone of Hitler that you perfected?", to which he replied....
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:02 am

I believe he suffered mental retardation and is at present in the White House.'

Realising that Hitler is now in charge of the USA, Chelsea called her father who...
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Postby farfalla on Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:41 pm

was way to busy eating at every pancake breakfast in Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Indiana and Puerto Rico to pay attention so she called.....
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:38 am

..Howard Stern, who killed Hitler by using a ...
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:36 am

drink that would cause him to commit suicide
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:38 am

which Eva Brown then took and
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:41 am

...handed over to Eva Braun who passed it on to Hitler during lunch. Eva Brown went on the star in a musical version of 'The Battle of the Bulge' alongside Charlton Hessian who uttered the famous quote...
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Postby ken worley on Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:20 am

"Which one of ya likely wenches wants to do battle wif me BULGE!?!?"


This always left the audience in stitches, as he always uttered the line while wildly swinging a bunch of sharpened...
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:05 am

...bananas. At this point his side kick Eva would scream...
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:53 am

"NO, NO, anything but the banana, not again, I implore you, remember what happened the last time" which refered to the time that....
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:53 pm

Albert Speer made a statue of Hitler made entirely of bananas, which prompted Rommel to...
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:07 pm

take bunches of banana to north Africa where he used them to motivate camels by......
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:10 pm

...preaching the gospell of the FSM to them. Years later, while on an expedition in North Africa, Bobby Henderson discovered that Rommel was a proto-pastafarian and proposed that the Feldmarschal be canonized as a saint of the FSM. The suggestion...
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:14 am

did not go very well because rommel decided to...
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