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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:28 am

.. Dr. Faust who said: 'Life is not worth living without cake.', at which point Name decided to go into town and buy some cake. However...

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Postby farfalla » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:12 am

along the way he ran into Dr. Jekyll who was working on a new potion that would..

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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:13 am

..turn him into a horrible evil spawn of the devil. He drank it and promptly turned into Britney Spears and then Name said:

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Postby farfalla » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:25 am

"I know you want one of my little Irish Knit sweaters, but their is a price, you must.....

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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:40 am

..skip three times and say 'Whoops I did it again,' in a demonic voice. Just as Britney was about to do that, ...

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Postby farfalla » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:46 am

a fairy appeared out of nowhere and started to rave on about using references to his species when maligning gay people and how he wasn't going to take it any more, he was going to...

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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:54 am

... go commando on Howard Stern's ass!

Disgusted at the notion, Chuck Norris...

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Postby evilol » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:13 am

...vomited in his underpants. He was watched by...
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belgique

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:53 am

...Jean Claude Van Damme who, inspite of having a girl's name and being Belgian, thought he could take Chuck any day...rolling up his sleeves he called out to Chuck...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: belgique

Postby evilol » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:31 am

...in a very lousy Swahili accent. Even thought that Chuck did not understand what Jean Claude was saying he immediately started...
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Postby farfalla » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:21 pm

to punch and kick in every direction until he was able to...

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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:27 pm

... stretch his anus to amazing proportions. He promptly did that much to the disdain of Chelsea Clinton who said: ...

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Postby evilol » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:28 pm

...OMFG, ROTFLMAO, WTF...
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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:29 pm

GTFO n00bs and she spontaneously combusted leaving a trail of...

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Postby evilol » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:36 pm

...sperm that was dropping from her hairy chest. Once she ran away...
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