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Postby black bart on Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:23 am

...visit too many Casablancan Brothels...on one visit he couldn't believe it when he was offered a blow job by...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:34 am

An actual female, who went by the name of . . .
R.I.P. George Carlin

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"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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Postby ken worley on Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:25 am

Bobbi.
She could palm two basketballs, and had a prominent adams apple.

Still, he thought she was a "real girl".

Meanwhile, back at the bat cave......


Jimmy Crenshaw paused for a moment to wipe sweat from under the strap of his headlamp.
His bat-guano pail was nearly full, and his mother would be pleased.

The constant din of chirping bats, strikingly loud in the cool damp air of the cave, was such a constant presence as to have become inaudible to Jimmy.
...Until it suddenly ceased, and the inexplicable crash of silence startled him.

Looking quickly upward at the ceiling, he was shocked to see...
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Postby black bart on Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:27 am

...Spiderpig, slowly, inexorably and ravenously eating all the baby bats. Quick as a flash Jimmy whipped out his...
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:41 pm

Pocket-sized clone of Sam Neill, (of Jurassic Park fame) who said, "Now here's a small solution to a big problem. Consider, if you will . . ."
R.I.P. George Carlin

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Postby farfalla on Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:51 pm

my laser/taser equipped walking stick, set on stun, that I will use to....
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:39 pm

...stamp outt evil and also probe Hu Jintao in his nether regons.

Of course, this idea did not far well by the PLA, so they...
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