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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:01 am

So the rules of the game iare as follows, add a sentence or two to continue the story.

Example:

Post 1: One day captain Blackbeard....

Post 2:...decided to look for...

Post 3: ... his long lost cabin boy...


Clear? Okay I'll start:

One day, a pirate by the name of...
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:53 am

Eric was woken bright and early by his mummy, she was bringing him cocoa and eggy bread for his breakfast. He was surprised to see.........
"Religion is what the common people see as true,
the wise see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
— Seneca

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - O.F.O'F.W. Wilde

Don't Vote For Anarchy - create it!

True freedom lies in realising the futility of human existence.

"There's no shame in being Pariahs" - Marge Simpson
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Postby ken worley on Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:12 am

...that her presence in his chamber aroused him sexually..."Jesus Christ!", Eric angrily exclaimed..."What kind of sick-ass story are they neverending here!?!"....He quickly...
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:32 am

dropped his pants to take care of that problem, so that he could have a clear mind when he...
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:08 am

realised that the poster of Ken Worley on his wall had given him a fresh stimulus, so he............
"Religion is what the common people see as true,
the wise see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
— Seneca

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - O.F.O'F.W. Wilde

Don't Vote For Anarchy - create it!

True freedom lies in realising the futility of human existence.

"There's no shame in being Pariahs" - Marge Simpson
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tablets

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:23 am

...took some more of the tablets his doctor had prescribed after the restraining order brought against him by Mr Worley had failed to prevent him from...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:41 am

... breaking repeatedly into Mr. Worley's house where he would often...
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Postby ken worley on Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:47 am

...use the last of the milk, and replace the empty carton in the fridge.
Or toast an entire loaf of bread, and stick it back into the bag, just to be a douche.

Meanwhile, across town, a shattered Duke pondered Dumbledore's raging homo-ness...
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Postby flux on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:27 am

...and he thought to himself "Why not create a new set of Harry Potter Books that makes Dumbledore seem far more manly and heterosexual!". However this lead to...
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:32 am

... much research involving pictures of a younger, more virile Dumbledore, which Duke found distracting to the point where he...
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pills

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:09 am

...had to borrow some of Eric the Pirate's pills which had the unfortunate side effect of giving him one massive...
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:53 am

...hospital bill. Knowing he couldn't afford it, and desperate for cash, Duke swallowed his pride and...
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Postby ken worley on Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:33 pm

...began tossing salads for pocket change at the bus station.
This got him in dutch with the local health inspector, who warned him that he was to cease and desist, or be...
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:35 pm

... placed in jail where there would be no shortage of people looking to recieve a salad tossing. At first, Duke was attracted to this idea, but then he remembered...
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:23 pm

..........that he was running to be the next republican vice-president and thus had important shoes to fill.........
"Religion is what the common people see as true,
the wise see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
— Seneca

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - O.F.O'F.W. Wilde

Don't Vote For Anarchy - create it!

True freedom lies in realising the futility of human existence.

"There's no shame in being Pariahs" - Marge Simpson
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