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All George Bush jokes go here

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:01 am

As the title says, stick all of your GWB jokes here. No offence meant to all that follow him.

Here's mine:
George Bush was receiving his daily report from his Defence Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld.

During the report, he said; "And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq." George suddenly went pale, put his head in his hands and began to sweat profusely.

His staff were astounded. They had never seen him react like this to this little. After he had recovered slightly, he brought his head up and asked; Just how many is a bazillion?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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