The most beautiful man/woman.

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Mahatma Andy on Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:40 pm

Whilst Kylie is very sweet:
Image

She has yet to display the ability to handle... erm, large weapons
Image
'Do not walk in front of me for I shall not follow. Do not walk behind me for I shall not lead. Do not walk beside me, just sod off and leave me alone will you?'Kung Fu Monk
User avatar
Mahatma Andy
Maccheroncelli Missionary
 
Posts: 32
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:16 pm
Location: Wales

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:32 am

I am just about to go to bed, and don't have time to search for good pictures, but I find the following women amazingly gorgeous.

1. Keira Knightley
2. Emilie de Ravin
3. Emma Watson
4. Jenna Fischer
5. Anne Hathaway
5. Keira Knightley

I realize Keira is on there twice. There is a reason for that. She is, quite possibly, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I would do awful, unspeakable, unforgivable things to simply be allowed the grace of her presence. Anyways, I should retire now. It's really not a good sign when you're so tired you sound drunk.
If only Wash were a magical zombie like Jesus. I miss him. Now who will pilot my spaceship?
"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Alex Trebek: Oh good. Mr. Connery wants to say something.
Sean Connery: I've thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged.
User avatar
FaithfulPirate42
Chitarra Captain
 
Posts: 701
Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:28 am
Location: Retreating further and further from the real world.

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:22 pm

FaithfulPirate42 wrote:I realize Keira is on there twice. There is a reason for that. She is, quite possibly, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

Well, she would be if she ate more:
Image
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
User avatar
Ubi Dubium
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2563
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:10 pm
Location: This is my brain, and I live in it.

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby nicci :) on Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:54 pm

/*announcer's voice* And it seems Milla is running away with it.... there's been late entiries and some strong moves from the like of axel and Kiera *dribble*, but Milla certainly seems to have everything covered... What do you think Professor?
/*expert voice*: Pies? no, no, don't think we need pies..mmm..
/*announcer's voice*: And so with Milla firmly in the lead... we await developments :)
"Life is a mirror, just drop your shields and look at yourself."
Are you who you want to be?
User avatar
nicci :)
Cannelloni Cannoneer
 
Posts: 129
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:30 am

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby HeathenPastafarian on Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:34 pm

Kiera Knightley is def. hot but I do agree she needs to eat more!!!!! I think Mandy Moore and Natalie Portman are also hot. Have any of you seem Beautiful Girls with Timothy Hutton (i think) and Uma THurman? Natalie Portman is like 13 and she still manages to exude adultness and sensuality without knowing she's doing it. She does such a great job. And my favorite, Kate Hudson in Almost Famous. Her curly hair and that great green suade fur lined jacked, and they way she tries to not have feelings, but she does. She is just hot in that movie. Other movies and when you see pictures of her in real life....meh, but in that movie, wow. I'd do her and I'm a woman. And for the men, I have to go along with the Pirates theme, I have to vote Orlando Bloom, who, yes, is much hotter than Johnny Depp. Anyone who can still make me drool while wearing elf ears is extra hot. He was so cute in Elizabethtown. Also Heath Ledger (may he RIP). He made the movie 10 Things I Hate About You....god, he smiles on screen and you smile too (that is if you are a woman). And i'll probably get flamed for being unoriginal, but Brad Pitt. He's usually hot (it's the smile), but in the movie A River Runs THrough It....wow.

Sorry, I'll stop now! :wink:
-Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow minded bigot.
-Music was her life, the lyrics were her story.
-Be careful what you say, it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung.
-GOT JESUS? I thought you had him....shit!
-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
-My pit bull is my co-pilot.
-To err is human; to ARRGGHHH is pirate!
-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?
-Well behaved women rarely make history.
-Laughter: When a smile has an orgasm
-I'm not so good at the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
User avatar
HeathenPastafarian
Fusilli Fuselier
 
Posts: 189
Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:15 pm
Location: Stabbed in the back with a permanent knife

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Mahatma Andy on Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:03 pm

The only fair way to settle this would be a naked three-way mud wrestle between Milla, Kylie and Keira. Now where did I put that box of tissues...
'Do not walk in front of me for I shall not follow. Do not walk behind me for I shall not lead. Do not walk beside me, just sod off and leave me alone will you?'Kung Fu Monk
User avatar
Mahatma Andy
Maccheroncelli Missionary
 
Posts: 32
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:16 pm
Location: Wales

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Elvalia on Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:11 pm

HeathenPastafarian wrote: I think Mandy Moore and Natalie Portman are also hot.
Sorry, I'll stop now! :wink:

Thank you! I've thought she was gorgeous since I saw her looking really good bald in V for Vendetta. Bald is a hard one to pull off, but she did it well.
TwistedSister wrote:El is everyone's buddy. :lurk:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Evilvalia! :shocked:
User avatar
Elvalia
Rugger Baby Bunny Bumpers
 
Posts: 5290
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:12 pm
Location: With the mooses. Meese?

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:03 am

Elvalia wrote:
HeathenPastafarian wrote: I think Mandy Moore and Natalie Portman are also hot.
Sorry, I'll stop now! :wink:

Thank you! I've thought she was gorgeous since I saw her looking really good bald in V for Vendetta. Bald is a hard one to pull off, but she did it well.


that she did & so did Joan Jett (& several women on the :worship: Suicide Girls site)..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
Dan (dat haole dude)
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2358
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:30 pm
Location: under da wing of koloa nui..

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:19 am

Miranda Kerr. An entrant in the Australian category. Wee!
Image
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
User avatar
Detective TurtleHolmes
Clouseau's Protege
 
Posts: 9266
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
Location: Francemouth

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:19 am

Nice mittens!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:12 pm

black bart wrote:Nice mittens!


Yarr! she'll go fur in them..(& probably has---looks t'me like she's already been to Brazil)
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
Dan (dat haole dude)
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2358
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:30 pm
Location: under da wing of koloa nui..

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:47 pm

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:
black bart wrote:Nice mittens!


Yarr! she'll go fur in them..(& probably has---looks t'me like she's already been to Brazil)


Blimey ye's got good eye sight matey...I can't see anfing but big fluffy...Oh, I see wot ye means!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:59 pm

black bart wrote:Nice mittens!

Perhaps, but those shoes have to go. I lived through a platform shoes era once, and they should have stayed gone. Heels I understand, but why all the weight? A girl like that works hard to be graceful and athletic, and then she goes and straps a big heavy chunk of wood to each foot. What's next - Bricks? 2 x 4's? I know, let's get women to strap their feet to cinder blocks, and pay a bunch of money for them!
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
User avatar
Ubi Dubium
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2563
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:10 pm
Location: This is my brain, and I live in it.

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:53 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:
black bart wrote:Nice mittens!

Perhaps, but those shoes have to go. I lived through a platform shoes era once, and they should have stayed gone. Heels I understand, but why all the weight? A girl like that works hard to be graceful and athletic, and then she goes and straps a big heavy chunk of wood to each foot. What's next - Bricks? 2 x 4's? I know, let's get women to strap their feet to cinder blocks, and pay a bunch of money for them!


You think you've got problems...avast...ye should try bein a Pirate:

Image

I be only 3 foot tall wivout me boots!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:00 pm

Ooooh - I need those boots! I'd ask where you got them, but taking a shopping trip to Wales is not really in the picture right now.

Now if someone can photoshop those boots onto that picture of Miranda, then you'd have something.
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
User avatar
Ubi Dubium
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2563
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:10 pm
Location: This is my brain, and I live in it.

PreviousNext

Return to Games, Fun, and Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests

cron