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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:01 am

I'd like to help her in bed. Oh, were we going with clever euphemisms? Sorry, I don't have any at the moment.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:56 pm

You could say something about her G-string.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:08 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:You could say something about her G-string.

I'd like to pluck her G-string.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:45 am

Dammit. Ummmmmm....Oh! *ahem* I'd like to teach her how to play the bongos too. (Get it? I'd teach her to play the bongos by playing on her breasts!) :D
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:25 am

FaithfulPirate42 wrote:Dammit. Ummmmmm....Oh! *ahem* I'd like to teach her how to play the bongos too. (Get it? I'd teach her to play the bongos by playing on her breasts!) :D

Oh, sir, you are a bounder and a cad!

If I were a doctor, I'd like to hear her heart beat! (Get it! Beat! Like a drum beat!)
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:49 am

I really enjoyed the clip of her playing with Jeff Beck. (no pun intended).
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:06 am

FaithfulPirate42 wrote:I'd like to help her in bed.


That's either very generous, or a little misleading. Most men would want her to help them.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:08 am

black bart wrote:I really enjoyed the clip of her playing with Jeff Beck. (no pun intended).

Outrageous talent for a youngster, that's for sure.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:44 pm

I have been called generous once or twice before. Although, if she felt obligated to help me in return, well, I certainly wouldn't want her to think her help was unwanted.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:16 am

Kate Beckinsale:

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She'd make a great Lara Croft.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:14 am

black bart wrote:Kate Beckinsale:

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I've always thought she was just dangerously hot.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:34 pm

And dressing in skin tight leather has only made it worse. Or better, or however you want to say it. Personally, I prefer to say she's so hot I have to change my pants.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:27 am

I can't believe I forgot about this one

Elisha Cuthbert

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I now have to change my shirt too, as it's covered in drool.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:29 am

Gulp...those are particularly well fitting jeans.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:04 am

black bart wrote:Gulp...those are particularly well fitting jeans.


I disagree, I'd like to see her take them off.
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