The most beautiful man/woman.

[Cabbage]

Still sexy, despite the cigarette.

[fueledbycoffee]

Has ye lot seen " The Crying game ' ?

There was a good looking man/women innit , J. Davidson arr sommat be his/her name oi fink .

Jaye Davidson has been on my sexiest organisms list for quite some time now.

[nicci :)]

(sorry forgot I had a job to do here )
*Announcer voice* Well it seems that due to some erroneous counting in the early stages of the poll where we accepted multiple votes from the same poster, we have to retally this competition.

On the male side, Johnny Depp and Cary Elwes (Wesley) are the only main contenders. On the female side it seems everyone has 1 independent vote.

This could go all the way folks!

[Sentinel]

I have a friend who fiercly claims that the most beautiful woman is [name of current girlfriend], that is why he is dating [name of current girlfriend]. I am starting to suspect that there is more to the point then just annoying us.

[name of current girlfriend], whether she suspects a projectile lie being thrown or not, geniunely seems to enjoy it.

[black bart]

He looks like he's wearing a dead cat on his head.

[FaithfulPirate42]

And some sort of Hawaiian vomit for a shirt. Though I must say I have seen worse.

[black bart]

OK I'm going for brains and beauty:



I'll let her win a few times before I employ my deadly King's Knight Fork prawn sacrifice manoeuvre.

[Sentinel]

She'll probably stop you with a pawn defence without putting too much effort. :P :P

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

How about Tal Wilkenfeld? Terrific bass player, and purty too!

[FaithfulPirate42]

As far as the chess thing goes, I always make sure to deploy some land mines before the game, just in case things get ugly.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

As far as the chess thing goes, I always make sure to deploy some land mines before the game, just in case things get ugly.

Ahh, see, we're getting into Extreme Chess here. I like to use the garrotte and nail gun, myself.

[Rainswept]

How about Tal Wilkenfeld? Terrific bass player, and purty too!

Er.. she looks like 15 to me.

[Rainswept]

That's a little out of date...

*snip*

He looks like Andy, from the Office. It makes me sad that such a bad ass pirate could fall so far.

Yes. You are a cruel cruel man to show me that picture, Rainswept.

Coulda been worse... Did you see him in Saw?

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

How about Tal Wilkenfeld? Terrific bass player, and purty too!

Er.. she looks like 15 to me.

She was either 21 or 22 when the video with Jeff Beck was made in 06, so she's all legalled up. 'sides, this here thread's just about looks.

I think she's from Noo Zeeland. That otter get sumbuddy's attenshun.

[black bart]

I'd like to help her with her fret work.