Jesus Jokes

[ken worley]

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Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?

A: Because he was nailed to the chicken.

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Q: ...And why did the chicken cross the road?


A: martyr complex.

[lordpunkmonk]

here is a video of him

[Dr Dagger]

I have that on my phone! My CATHOLIC mate laughed at it for ages.

[Moral Minority]

[Rainswept]

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
d) Beer has never caused a major war.
e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
I) You can prove you have a beer.
j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

[Scurvy Dog]

Jesus walks into a hotel, lays three nails on the counter and asks
"Can you put me up for the night?"

[Rainswept]

It's "Can these put me up for the night?"

[Pirate Bard]

Jesus is up on the cross and he looks down at his followers and says,

"Hey, Peter! I can see your house from here!"