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Postby ken worley on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:27 pm

Sain'JohndaBlas'phmist wrote:...

Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?

A: Because he was nailed to the chicken.

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Q: ...And why did the chicken cross the road?


A: martyr complex.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:54 am

--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
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Postby Dr Dagger on Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:11 am

I have that on my phone! My CATHOLIC mate laughed at it for ages.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:25 pm

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Postby Rainswept on Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:34 pm

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
d) Beer has never caused a major war.
e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
I) You can prove you have a beer.
j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Scurvy Dog on Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:27 am

Jesus walks into a hotel, lays three nails on the counter and asks
"Can you put me up for the night?"
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:41 am

:roll: It's "Can these put me up for the night?"
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Pirate Bard on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:44 pm

Jesus is up on the cross and he looks down at his followers and says,

"Hey, Peter! I can see your house from here!"
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