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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:32 am

Specific thread for funnies about the zombie god guy.

Jesus Saves! Michael Owen scores from the rebound.
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:35 am

Jesus Saves! - he's with First National

uk version he's with the Woolwich
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:08 pm

Jesus Saves!


...the rest of you take damage.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:57 pm

Jesus saves..


Moses invests..


(both got hammered in the 80's S&L debacle in the USA..& now keep their shekels and talents under a bushel..in their respective basements..)
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:43 pm

...But only Buddha pays dividends.
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Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.

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Postby Rainswept on Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:21 am

Can you see Jesus?
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:04 am

no.

:worship: :fsm:
My friend is Nobody, my other friend is everybody, and I'm anybody.
Nobody's perfect.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Hey, how come I don't have a saying...?
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:07 am

I was able to see him
better hope MPT doesn't find this
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Postby MPTrooper on Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:13 pm

Too late. Lucky for you I found Jesus recently.

Dude was hiding behind my couch.
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Postby flux on Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:51 pm

Jesus Saves! Northern Rock
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Postby MPTrooper on Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:07 pm

Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes 3d6 points of damage.

What? The man had an awesome reflex save!
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:35 pm

Q: What does Jesus do whenever he goes to Sydney?

A: Hangs at The Cross

Explanation for those unfamiliar with Australian landmarks: King's Cross (known as The Cross) is the red light district of Sydney.

Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?

A: Because he was nailed to the chicken.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:27 pm

Sain'JohndaBlas'phmist wrote:...

Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?

A: Because he was nailed to the chicken.

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Q: ...And why did the chicken cross the road?


A: martyr complex.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:54 am

--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
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Postby Dr Dagger on Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:11 am

I have that on my phone! My CATHOLIC mate laughed at it for ages.
Signed Dr Dagger, The Yorkshire Ripper
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