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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:56 am

Ok here we are:

Our beloved prime minister John Howard & Dubya Shrubbery

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Actually, numerous pornos do exist of these two getting it on. They mainly have lots of felching (look it up) scenes. For some reason, a lot of newscasters seem to love broadcasting it, and they get very few complaints of obscenity from the, otherwise conservative, right-wing viewers.

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Postby black bart on Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:09 am

AAARRRRRRGH:

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Wayne Rooney and Camillarrrrrgh Duchess of Cornwall
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:36 am

That's clearly the same person in both pics :wink:
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Postby ken worley on Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:48 am

Earthrise (and his shiny new apparatus being torn up by.....)

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Postby Stockwell Day on Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:26 pm

George Bush and Vladimir Putin. In Vietnamese dresses.

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Postby MPTrooper on Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:47 am

PirateGuy wrote:Capellini

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And



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Its "Unwatchable" because the resulting shock wave would erase all digitally encoded data within the continental US.



I'm almost positive I'd rather let her monkeys tear me apart then allow her tainted flesh anywhere near mine. As I understand it, it's considered a mortal sin to allow her to look at you with lust in her eyes because that means you worship Satan...which is also a mortal sin, but not as mortal as the first.

Unless she's wearing hot panties.

That's hot.
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:23 am

MPTrooper wrote:Unless she's wearing hot panties.

That's hot.


Not always....
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Postby black bart on Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:12 am

What were you doing Rainswept when you took that photo of her (official Verganza photographer I suppose)?
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Tribbles

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:44 am

James T Kirk and the Tribble Gang Bang...

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Postby black bart on Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:55 am

...and relaxing afterwards:

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Postby ken worley on Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:13 am

heeheeheehee...
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Postby Sykko on Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:22 am

the crazy cat lady and well... her cats?

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Postby Rainswept on Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:57 pm

Comic Book Guy & Lunch Lady Doris
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Postby Land Shark on Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:07 pm

I think this thread is going to give me nightmares...

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Postby Sykko on Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:29 pm

Rosie and drew carrey

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