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Postby Rainswept on Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:10 am

What makes you think it's dead? It looks like it's trying to chew on it's foot to me, a pretty unlikely position for a stuffed dead dog.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:12 am

That dog was voted "World's Ugliest Dog" and is no longer living (although it was at the time of the photograph).
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:18 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:That dog was voted "World's Ugliest Dog" and is no longer living (although it was at the time of the photograph).


Again, it's hard to tell the difference. :wink:

I think I've met corpses from the fifteenth century that had more visual appeal.
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Postby ken worley on Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:35 am

A red-assed baboon....

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...and the corpse of tammy faye baker.
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Frankenstein and Anne Widdacombe

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:54 am

Frankenstein's monster and Anne Widdacombe

I feel sorry for Franky!

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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:35 am

Mother Theresa
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and Mr Creosote
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:10 pm

I'm sad that someone beat me to Tammy Faye.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:02 pm

The Black Spot wrote:and Mr Creosote


I'll ave the lot! And don't skimp on the pattee!
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:14 pm

Do you think the one in the pink believes she looks good by comparison?
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Postby ken worley on Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:40 am

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Jabba the Hutt, and the innocent, delicate slave-girl Courtney Love.
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Posh

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:37 am

Posh Spice and Ed Gein...Make an armchair out of that you Fiend!

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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:02 am

ken worley wrote:A red-assed baboon....

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...and the corpse of tammy faye baker.

That's a mandrill, not a baboon. Unless you're referring to Ms. Baker. Either way, the mandrill looks quite appealing compared to Tammy Faye.

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Critic

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:18 am

It's easy being a critic...it aint so easy being creative...buy photoshop and get on with it!
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:56 am

Ok here we are:

Our beloved prime minister John Howard & Dubya Shrubbery

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Actually, numerous pornos do exist of these two getting it on. They mainly have lots of felching (look it up) scenes. For some reason, a lot of newscasters seem to love broadcasting it, and they get very few complaints of obscenity from the, otherwise conservative, right-wing viewers.

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Arrr

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:09 am

AAARRRRRRGH:

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Wayne Rooney and Camillarrrrrgh Duchess of Cornwall
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