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Postby ken worley on Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:24 am

"Aunt Bea" and Pee-Wee Herman

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try an' top that.
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:15 am

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Darlene Cates
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Brian Peppers
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Postby ken worley on Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:45 pm

This diseased cow, and this diseased guy.


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Postby boghog on Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:36 pm

Margaret Thatcher:

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and Henry Kissinger:

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... for ideological as well as aesthetic reasons.
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Postby ken worley on Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:14 pm

The "San Diego Chicken"

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...and this actual plucked chicken.


(Note that they are both male..ewwww...)
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:21 pm

Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher
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Not only unwatchable, but certainly not something you want to HEAR.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:21 pm

Capellini

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And



MPT
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Its "Unwatchable" because the resulting shock wave would erase all digitally encoded data within the continental US.
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Postby EarthRise on Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:37 pm

PirateGuy wrote:Capellini

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And
MPT
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Its "Unwatchable" because the resulting shock wave would erase all digitally encoded data within the continental US.


I'd still watch it. It'd be hawt. Like watching the death of the universe is hawt. Ohhh yeah.
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:49 pm

Robet Paulson and this dog which is the first image you get when you google the word ugly
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:54 pm

Ugliness aside, did anyone else notice that that dog has 7 toenails?

Double dew claw?
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Postby ken worley on Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:58 pm

That's a dog?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:59 pm

ken worley wrote:That's a dog?


Apparently so.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:03 pm

Okay whatever.

That mammal/crypt keeper HAS 7 TOES!
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Postby EarthRise on Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:06 pm

It's dead now, in any case.

...What do you mean, you can't see a difference?
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Postby ken worley on Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:12 pm

You say it's dead....But how can I be sure?....Damn.It is nearly bedtime.


*two alert eyes blink at ceiling in darkened bedroom*
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