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Postby black bart on Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:49 pm

51: You MUST answer Rowan Red Beard's posts with your eyes shut or you will suffer recurring nightmares of bent candy.
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Postby farfalla on Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:38 pm

52 You burn something you are cooking because you go to check the forum
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:57 am

53: You've mentioned Rowan Redbeard in a post in this thread.
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:03 pm

54. You know other members' approximate genital size.
55. You know other members' sexual fetishes.
56. You start flirting with the admin compulsively.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:02 pm

57: You are fewer than 50 posts away from beating all three Zankous combined.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:01 pm

58. You visit a site just to watch Rev. Rowan climb up the ranks.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:20 pm

59. you post in the name of farfalla
60. You post in the name of Reverend Rowan Redbeard
61. You refer to yourself as 'M fucking M, byatch!' (this one happened in real life)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:45 pm

62: You've beaten all three Zankous combined.

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Postby farfalla on Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:25 am

63. find yourself missing and wondering how are pastafarians that haven't been on the forum in a while (Calena and Dan (da haola guy) for instance)
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:40 am

64. You believe the Pirates forum should be the most popular forum .

( we are also missing Tanguerra , Deckhand Sharkchum with those outrageous pirate penguins )
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Postby ken worley on Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:26 pm

You have to release a "beta" version of yourself.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:38 pm

65. Early weekend insomnia causes you to rise and post some smackdown in Current Events, against someone who has never harmed you.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:41 pm

66.You know farfalla's log-in patterns.
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Postby MPTrooper on Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:08 am

67 You look froward to someone you never saw before trying to smack you down.

And then laughing as they try.

68 You credit your new sense of faith in a religion outside of FSMism on the forums.

69 You go to confession because of things you typed on the forums.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:19 am

Arrr; ye have to truly repent and resolve to not repeat the error, or the absolution be void.


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