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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:20 pm

36. You start using the post counts of dormant members as goals to reach on your way up the ranks.
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Postby farfalla » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:35 pm

37. You know that Zankou and Zankou 2.0 are the same person and worse, you remember Zankou's total posts before he changed to Zankou 2.0.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:40 pm

38. You're counting the days until you pass Zankou. Then Zankou 2.0. Then both combined.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:02 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:38. You're counting the days until you pass Zankou. Then Zankou 2.0. Then both combined.


39. You've accepted your inevitable defeat.
--Zankou II

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Postby Rainswept » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:50 am

40. You've amassed well over 4,000 posts in less than 2 months.

So, Rowan.. you've got about 2 days to make it to 5,000 posts before your 2 month anniversary. The question is: Can you do it?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:52 am

41. You start thinking of the newbies as newbies.


The question is, am I here for the post count or for the entertainment and company?

I'm not gonna try for 5000 in the next two days. Though I could do it with ease were I willing to completely and totally spam the spam thread.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Rainswept » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:55 am

42. (Mine!) You have to ask this question:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:The question is, am I here for the post count or for the entertainment and company?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby black bart » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:28 pm

43. You have to be admitted to hospital with Post Rowan Redbeard Post Sickness Syndrome
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:42 pm

44. You've come to understand that the other members of the forum only tease you because they love you.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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spleen

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:39 am

45. You laughed so hard at 44 you burst your spleen
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:31 pm

46. You go to Red Lobster & order the "Fish 'ead Stoo".. :fsm_yarr:

(AARRGGHH!! edited to correct dumbass mistake..)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:50 pm

47. (really)

You know which ship belongs to which pirate.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:58 am

48 you know which shit belongs to which pirate

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:41 pm

49. You have email notification of new entries in the Lets Make Pasta thread, among others (nRoot mweanntRieodnbienag arndy names)
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:14 pm

50 (Yay! The half century!) You can answer the posts done by Rowan Redbeard with your eyes closed.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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