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Postby farfalla on Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:38 am

15. You spend your hard earned money on a used laptop so you might be able to get on the FSM sight when you are away from home.
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Postby RandomSam on Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:14 pm

farfalla wrote:15. You spend your hard earned money on a used laptop so you might be able to get on the FSM sight when you are away from home.
16. Your training in the Hitler Grammar Youth is coming along nicely.
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Postby farfalla on Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:46 pm

Actually thought it was "sight" as in, 'a sight worth seeing'. Once again I stand, sit, recline corrected.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:25 pm

17. you know others by their avatars and get all f'd up when you find them on another board and something has changed....

18. even when you are busy at work you think about what the others are doing and how much catching up you'll have to do...

19. you never get caught up

20. you know not only where you are post count wise- but who you are about to overtake and who is at the top of the heap(Duke/Qwerty)
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Postby farfalla on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:02 am

21. Find yourself all alone on the sight repeatedly editing your last post while you wait for someone else to show up.
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:10 am

22. You start a grass roots campaign to have posts moved to a new area.
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Postby Calena on Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:25 am

23. You fiercely campaign against aforementioned campaign as if you had nothing better to do and as if it really mattered.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:21 pm

24. You start actually caring about forum politics.
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Postby Cryofdragon on Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:49 pm

25. You get thrown when people change their avatars, because you know who everybody is without looking at the name.
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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:23 am

26. You are trying to explain to the Portsmouth Harbour authorities, who are not smiling and are pointing guns at you, that you are not a real pirate!
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Postby Baggy on Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:53 pm

27. You have been the only person (including guests) online.
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Postby Capellini on Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:16 pm

28. You're one of the administrators.

29. You do a double-take whenever you see an octopus.

30. You post something like "That's because our butts don't swell when we ovulate", and no one even blinks.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:45 pm

Capellini wrote:30. You post something like "That's because our butts don't swell when we ovulate", and no one even blinks.


31. You understood the above comment, and didn't blink at it. (I didn't understand it, btw.

32. Your highest aspiration is to become a moderator.

33. You use your unofficial forum title(i.e. Grammar Nazi) in the real world.
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Postby Ziggy on Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:44 pm

34. When talking to somebody that nobody likes, you accidentally call them zankou :mrgreen:


btw, guilty of 33
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:48 pm

35. You remember the old faces vividly when they return.
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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