60 YO Oz Woman Humped to Death By a Camel

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Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:35 am

One day a chap decides to pack it all in and join the foreign legion. Before he knows it he's posted to some far off desert hundreds of miles from anywhere.

The days go by and he quickly gets into the routine.

Up at dawn, training for the rest of the day, back to the barracks at nightfall.

Over and over and over.

Then one day the chap wakes up to an almighty commotion. He makes his way outside and in the distance, way out on the sand dunes he can make out a train of camels.

The other Legionnaires are all running as fast as they can towards the camel train, fighting each other to get there first.

Our chap is not sure what the score is so stops the sergeant and asks....

"What's so special about the camel train?"

"Well, they only come round twice a year and its our only chance for sex!!!"

"Wow", says the fellar a bit taken aback.

"So why is everyone running?"

"Well, "says the sergeant, "...you don't want an ugly one do you?"
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:04 pm

black bart..cute, plain, ugly...how can you tell from the back?? :mrgreen:
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Postby black bart on Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:46 am

That's probably what the camel was thinking about that poor woman! :?
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:32 am

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Postby Hann's on Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:43 pm

this is why i dont trust camels
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Postby ken worley on Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:01 pm

I used to smoke camels...


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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:17 pm

Two elderly women are at the beach, and one pulls a pack of cigarettes out of a rubbery pouch.

"What on earth is that?" asked the other woman.

"Oh, that's a condom. I buy them to put my cigarettes in so they don't get wet or sandy at the beach."

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Later that day, the 87 year old woman goes into the pharmacy and asks the young man behind the counter for a pack of condoms. When he gets a shocked look on his face, she quickly adds "It's not what you think. They're for my Camels."
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Postby black bart on Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:36 am

Perfectly good practical advice.
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