Why is Earthrise on "Hiatus"?.....

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Postby black bart on Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:46 pm

Have you ever watched the Shining...I hopes ye aint in a remote hotel with your family and an old old Type Writer!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Cryofdragon on Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:47 pm

well, i know where my family is, so I expect I'm safe.
Still Alive.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:49 pm

Earthrise was disappeared because someone, somewhere proved that the Earth doesn't revolve around the sun. So it can't rise.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:05 pm

He spontaneously combusted.
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Postby ken worley on Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:34 am

He was sold to a perverted Thai businessman.

Snowshoeing across the alps.

Snowshoeing across lake Superior.

Shanghai'd and sold to a thrd world snowshoe sweatshop.

Teaching African children to shoot craps.

Teaching African children to snowshoe.

Only human taken up in the RAPTURE.

Fair-to-middlin' coma after choking on meatballs at Olive Garden.

Rounded up in a counterfeiting sting, in jail using a pseudonym.

Starring in fetish porno in which obese women in stilleto-heeled snowshoes pee on him.

Learning to wiggle his hair......no, the , er, other hair.
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Postby black bart on Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:20 am

Someone got the 'RISE" on him...
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Postby leapofaith97 on Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:33 pm

Destroyed by MPT in a climatic battle of violent violence.

Still listening to "Wow I can get sexual too" by Say Anything

Cowboys training camp.

Caught on "To catch a Predator".

Time vortex.
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Postby ken worley on Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:50 am

In witness relocation program, now a turnip farmer in Idaho.

In flu-weakened state, leaned too close to monitor, and got sucked into the intranets.

Tried to eat a "Fourth-Meal", and now can't leave the toilet.

He and three buddies are on a quest to see a dead body.

In NYC, geting "kicks" by pressing his loins to subway third-rails.

Made wrong turn onto Mobius Strip on walk home.

Watching Saved-By-The Bell marathon.

Inventing a new type of skillet.

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:26 pm

Aloha..is now sequestered at the Church of Scientology's HQ..

on a 2-year Mormon mission..

is, finally, "On the Road"..
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:34 pm

Has developed a late onset allergy to pasta, which has caused him to enter into a massive questioning of his faith in the FSM.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:48 pm

..and saw "Attack of the Killer Tomatos"-putting him off non-Alfredo sauces for life..
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:51 am

The Klan got him.
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:43 pm

OOOH!

Eaten by a grue.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:28 pm

Almost died from overdose of Zankou.
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:45 am

Is awaiting consideration for a Darwin Award.
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