Why is Earthrise on "Hiatus"?.....

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Why is Earthrise on "Hiatus"?.....

Postby ken worley on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:06 pm

Here is the thread in which we try to guess what E.R. is doing.

His absence from the forum has been sketchily called a "hiatus" by the power structure.
Very mysterious and secretive.

I am sure that if one of us guesses the real reason he's awol, the mods/admins will flinch, or otherwise exhibit a 'tell' which will confirm it.

My tentative guesses...


"He" is having "his" gender-reassignment surgery reversed.

He is an android, and is in the shop for a lube job.

Pregnant, shipped off to a Tennesee shame-home for unwed fathers.

Staying away till zankou leaves.

While undergoing renovations, his lung collapsed.

A blind girl, just released from prison, agreed to have sex with him.

He ran out of quarters for his hillbilly cable co's modem.


I have to go to the grocery for more bananas right now, but I'll try to think of more guesses...Feel free to post your hypotheses in the meantime.

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Postby Rainswept on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:22 pm

My favorite guess is "Staying away till Zankou leaves."

I was gone for a long time till I stopped by one day and found that Dee Dee was gone lol.

The truth is tho, he's out for surgery of a sensitive nature. It seems he hasn't been able to get his "earth" to rise like it used to, even with the little blue pills, and is hoping the surgery will help.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby MPTrooper on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:18 pm

The real reason he's gone is because he found out were Osama Bin Ladden is and is going to collect the bounty.

Duh
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:24 pm

I actually Laughed Out Loud when I read that. Asshole.

Perhaps he just has a life...?
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Postby ken worley on Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:31 pm

That's outlandish!...No one will believe that one.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:32 pm

Ken Worley mauled him.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:05 am

I think it is because he needs some serious mental help.

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:10 am

Aloha..naw, DIY lobotomies heal more quickly than you might suppose..& that URL just enables folks to allow their "mental issues" to take precedence over posting in "Pirates"..shameful!

Earthrise is simply communing with the folks at Area 51/Groom Lake..& he'll be on Art Bell explaining it all before the Autumnal Equinox...
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Postby Cryofdragon on Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:34 am

Earthrise has finally been defeated in battle.

Could it be?
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Postby black bart on Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:57 am

He could be waiting for Godot?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:22 am

I think he's already in line somewhere for the sixth Harry Potter movie.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:35 am

Rainswept wrote:I think he's already in line somewhere for the sixth Harry Potter movie.


Where?
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Postby Cryofdragon on Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:30 pm

In the future.

He invented a time machine, and it's only purpose is that. Afterward it will be destroyed. He intends to come back and tell us how the sixth movie ends.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:30 pm

Cry_of_Dragon wrote:In the future.

He invented a time machine, and it's only purpose is that. Afterward it will be destroyed. He intends to come back and tell us how the sixth movie ends.


Idiot.

You already know how it ends if you've read the book.
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