List of things to do in an elevator:

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List of things to do in an elevator:

Postby Etay on Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:22 pm

Feel free to post your own. I got these from elsewhere.

* = A must-do.
* = Requires one or more item(s).

- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
- Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
passengers. *
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. *
- Sell Girl Scout cookies. *
- On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
- Shave. *
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" *
- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. *
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. *
- One word: Flatulence!
- On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. *
- Do Tai Chi exercises.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
- When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
- Give religious tracts to each passenger. *
- Meow occasionally. *
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. *
- Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say "Oops!"
- Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
- Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. *
- Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. *
- Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. *
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Burp, and then say: "Mmmm... tasty!"
- Leave a box between the doors. *
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. *
- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. *
- Start a sing-along. *
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
- Play the harmonica. * *
- Say "Ding!" at each floor.
- Lean against the button panel.
- Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. *
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space." *
- Bring a chair along. *
- Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
wha in muh mouf?" *
- Blow spit bubbles.
- Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. *
- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." *
- Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. *
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. *
- Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." *
- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

I'll update if I feel like it.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:41 pm

Aloha..next time yer in this part of town, let me know & i'll use the stairs..
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Postby xinjinbei on Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:48 am

-Do THIS!

I guarantee, it will be EPIC.
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Postby Baggy on Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:57 am

When getting in a full lift instead of facing the door like everyone else stand facing them. Freaks them out every time.
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Postby Max_Painful on Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:42 am

Looking up at the cailing or pointing at the ceiling is always good.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:52 am

xinjinbei wrote:-Do THIS!

I guarantee, it will be EPIC.

Do that - only with rollerskates.
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:16 am

Hold your tummy and say 'Goddamned burito. It's coming right up!'
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Re: List of things to do in an elevator:

Postby E.Raser two on Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:40 am

Etay wrote:Feel free to post your own.


smoking hard.....to help the engine working in scension.
Fire-ballon principle.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:51 pm

I've always liked this one for getting out of an empty elevator...punch all the buttons as you leave. As long as no one is entering from the floor you get off, it is untracable.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:12 pm

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