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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:57 am

Well, maybe not all that prosaic, but at least alliterative.

Take turns, one at a time.

Things like:

Rowdy Rogue

Swaggering Swashbuckler

Perfection in Pasta


And similar sayings to the sweet speech that stands suspended above this sentence.
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Postby farfalla on Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:03 am

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:06 am

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Postby farfalla on Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:08 am

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:12 am

Pulchritudinous Pasta Purveyor
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:26 am

Pretty Parrot Post?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:16 am

Whispering Wenches
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:37 am

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Postby farfalla on Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:23 am

voluputuous vermicelli
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:00 am

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Postby Rainswept on Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:01 am

farfalla wrote:voluputuous vermicelli
where's the pirate reference?



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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:08 am

Rainswept wrote:
farfalla wrote:voluputuous vermicelli
where's the pirate reference?


It doesn't need one. It refers to pasta.



Majestic mercenaries make the most of menus with macaroni.
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Vermicelli

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:09 am

(He meant Cap'n Vermicelli, pirate scourge o the canals o Venice.)

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Postby Rainswept on Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:13 am

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:28 am

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