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I heard the BEST joke the other day...
by TouchedIndeed on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:36 pm
Jesus is the key to membership in God’s family. When He stooped to our level by becoming a man, He made it possible for us to relate to Him and for God to relate to us through Him.
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by EarthRise on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:54 pm
No? I can't tell if you actually find this humorous, or if this is a weak attempt at trolling.
Please elucidate.
Please elucidate.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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by TouchedIndeed on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:57 pm
Maybe a weak attempt at humor. Just pointing out the stupidity of some people.
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by EarthRise on Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:42 pm
Forgive my cynical ways, but I have a hard time discerning the humor.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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by Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:12 pm
I understood it.
Basically, he's saying that humans are so dumb, God had to become one just to understand how dumb we are.
Basically, he's saying that humans are so dumb, God had to become one just to understand how dumb we are.
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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by EarthRise on Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:36 pm
Oh...
OH!
Hehehehe I got it now.
OH!
Hehehehe I got it now.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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by Rainswept on Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:20 pm
This gets the Jerry Springer award for dumbest thread.
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by Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:24 pm
Rainswept wrote:This gets the Jerry Springer award for dumbest thread.
Duke
Not even close.
Read through some of the old ones.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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