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Postby TouchedIndeed on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:36 pm

Jesus is the key to membership in God’s family. When He stooped to our level by becoming a man, He made it possible for us to relate to Him and for God to relate to us through Him.

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Postby TouchedIndeed on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:48 pm

Nobody else thinks that's funny?
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:54 pm

No? I can't tell if you actually find this humorous, or if this is a weak attempt at trolling.

Please elucidate.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
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Postby TouchedIndeed on Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:57 pm

Maybe a weak attempt at humor. Just pointing out the stupidity of some people.
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:42 pm

Forgive my cynical ways, but I have a hard time discerning the humor.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:12 pm

I understood it.

Basically, he's saying that humans are so dumb, God had to become one just to understand how dumb we are.
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Postby EarthRise on Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:36 pm

Oh...

OH!

Hehehehe I got it now.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:20 pm

This gets the Jerry Springer award for dumbest thread.

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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:24 pm

Rainswept wrote:This gets the Jerry Springer award for dumbest thread.

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Not even close.

Read through some of the old ones.
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