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Postby ken worley on Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:18 pm

About like you would expect, Mr. Minority.

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Postby EarthRise on Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:11 pm

Does the Ministry of Silly Walks have a record on that?
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
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Postby ken worley on Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:21 pm

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

George and Jerry...Seinfeld episode #?


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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:21 pm

Sir Karl Raymund Popper wrote:Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby thelastpirate on Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:38 am

Memorial at Thermopylae wrote:
Go tell the Persians, passerby, that here by Spartan law we lie.

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history

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:25 am

What'sisname at Thermopylae wrote:

Take it easy Persians...from here on history gets a bit shitty for you...even in 2007 you are pissing people off big time! Nice outfits though.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby ken worley on Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:02 am

SCREENWRITER'S BLUES Lyrics by Soul Coughing:



Exits to freeways
twisted like knots on
fingers.
Jewels cleaving
skin between
breasts.
Your Cadillac breathes
four hundred horses
over blue lines.
You are going
to Reseda
to make love
to a model
from Ohio
whose real name
you don't
know.
You spin
like the cadillac was
overturning down a cliff
on television.
And the radio is on
and the radioman is speaking
and the radioman says
women were a curse.
So men built Paramount
studios.
And men built Columbia
studios.
And men built
Los Angeles.
It is 5 am
and you are listening
to Los Angeles.
And the radioman says
it is a beautiful night out there!
And the radioman says
Rock and Roll lives!
And the radioman says
it is a beautiful night out there
in Los Angeles.
You live
in Los Angeles
and you are going to
Reseda; we are all
in some way or
another going to
Reseda someday
to die.
And the radioman
laughs because
the radioman fucks
a model too.
Gone savage,
four teenagers with
automatic weapons and
boundless love.
Gone savage four
teenagers who are
aesthetically pleasing,
in other words,
fly.
Los Angeles beckons
the teenagers
to come to her
on buses;
Los Angeles loves
love.
It is 5 am
and you are listening
to Los Angeles.
I am going to
Los Angeles
to build a screenplay about
lovers who murder each other.
I am going to
Los Angeles
to see my own name on a
screen, five feet
long, and luminous.
As the radioman says
it is 5AM.
...And the sun has charred
the other side of
the world and come
back to us
and painted the smoke
over our heads
an imperial violet.
It is 5 am
and you are listening
to Los Angeles.
You are lissssssssssssssstening...
You are lissssssssssssssstening...
You are listening...
You are listening...
...to Los Angeles.
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bolognese

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:01 pm

Miss Bolognese? You sound loik a saucy wench!


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Postby thelastpirate on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:13 pm

Christopher Marlowe wrote:By the power of truth I, while living, have conquered the universe
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Postby Xapno Mapcase on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:36 pm

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