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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:19 pm

Edward Abbey wrote:Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby DeltaWhiskey » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:04 am

Somebody wrote:If you can build a Dyson Sphere, you don't need it.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:50 am

Ashleigh Brilliant wrote:I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Cryofdragon » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:59 am

Anything Thomas Jefferson ever said.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:02 am

Anon. wrote:A recent survey has opened a disturbing window into American culture: We have a large number of cannibals in this country. When asked what they were having for Thanksgiving dinner this year, 37% of those polled said "relatives."
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Postby Moral Minority » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:33 am

Oscar Wilde wrote: There is no sin except stupidity

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Tom Jefferson

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:37 am

Cry_of_Dragon wrote:
Anything Thomas Jefferson ever said.


What do you mean you're pregnant!


Thomas Jefferson to Mrs Jefferson to be.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:12 am

W.H. Auden wrote:Political history is far too criminal and pathological to be a fit subject of study for the young. Children should acquire their heroes and villains from fiction.
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Re: Tom Jefferson

Postby Cryofdragon » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:52 pm

black bart wrote:
Cry_of_Dragon wrote:
Anything Thomas Jefferson ever said.


What do you mean you're pregnant!


Thomas Jefferson to Mrs Jefferson to be.


What do you mean you're pregnant!


Thomas Jefferson to his cook.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:00 pm

This `telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.
--Western Union internal memo, 1876
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Beatles

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:33 am

"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."


Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:49 am

Robert Anton Wilson wrote:My own opinion is that belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence. The more certitude one assumes, the less there is left to think about, and a person sure of everything would never have any need to think about anything and might be considered clinically dead under current medical standards, where the absence of brain activity is taken to mean that life has ended.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:26 am

"Cigarette Smoke Contains Carbon Monoxide"
--Warning on cigarettes in the US

"Smoking clogs the arteries and causes heart attacks and strokes"
--Warning on cigarettes on the UK
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby ken worley » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:12 am

"Cigarette smoke contains goat semen, and will make you walk like a homosexual."


Warnig label on cigarettes in ken worley-land.
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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:13 pm

ken worley wrote:"Cigarette smoke contains goat semen, and will make you walk like a homosexual."




And how does a homosexual walk, Mr. ken worley?


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