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Postby Etay on Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:22 pm

9855: Thou shalt not post more than one Commandment each of thine posts.
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Postby Kielay on Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:35 pm

9854: Thou shalt not post 9856 without previously reading all 9855 posts.
"Those who think they know everything are an annoyance to those of us who do."
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:40 pm

9853: thou shalt post downward
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Postby Kielay on Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:46 pm

9852: Thou shalt once again, read the rules before arbitrarily posting.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:47 pm

Kielay wrote:9852: Thou shalt once again, read the rules before arbitrarily posting.


9851:Thou shalt fit in perfectly here.
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:06 pm

St John the Blasphemist wrote:9939: If someone posteth commandments unbeknownst to thee whilst thou typeth thine commandments, thou shalt rectify the numbering of thy commandments via the handy edit button at the top right corner of thy posts.


9850: Thou shalt also rectify if thee posted numbers incorrectlly, Mr. 9854.

9849: Thou shalt claim thine farts.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Land Shark on Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:52 pm

9848: Thou shalt always have a bottle of peroxide in the house if thou has a dog, doubly so if thou has a labrador, for verily, dogs consume much which they shouldn't, and it must come back up.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. -Edgar Allan Poe
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:21 am

9847: Thou shalt not sprinkle pepper on thy food when thou art sitting at another's computer, without first ensuring that thou hast the materials needed to remove sneeze residue from the monitor.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:39 am

9846: Thou shalt not confuse thy pandeiro with thy tambourine

9845: Thou shalt not break Commandment 9865 if thou werest the one who thoughteth of it.
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Postby Calena on Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:29 am

9844: Thou shalt not make crappy sequels to brilliant movies.

9843: If you run a cinema thou shalt not announce movies and then never play them.

9842: If you run a cinema in a non english-speaking country and you do show movies in OV you shalt make sure the englisch audio track works properly.
Ambrose Biercedefines the verb "to pray": "to ask that the laws of the universe be anulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy"
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:22 am

9841: Thou shalt not take good books and make them into crappy movies.

9840: Thou shalt especially not fuck up the Ender's Game movie.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:36 am

9840: Thou shalt not take great Australian movies, such as The Castle or Mad Max (Road Warrior to you YewEssofAyvians out there), and overdub them with a YewEssofAyvian accent, for it soundeth tacky, and jokes about Queen's Counsels would nay have the same impact.

9839: Thou shalt not do Hollywood remakes of great Japanese movies, such as Ringu (Ring) or Ringu 2, for thou shalt surely bollocks it up.

9838: If thou knowest a movie to be a Hollywood remake of a foreign film, thou shalt seek out the original and watch it first. Then thou shalt not see the Hollywood remake on principle.
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Postby Calena on Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:56 am

9837: If thou art a great actor who did cool movies thou shalt not go and ruin your reputation by becoming a dreadful religious fundamentalist and making movies like "Passion of Christ", for you will bore your former admirers to death and loose all their respect.

9836: If you knoweth that a movie is pure crap, because not only the critics but all your friends said so too, you shalt not lament what a waste of time the watching of said movie was.
Ambrose Biercedefines the verb "to pray": "to ask that the laws of the universe be anulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy"
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Postby xinjinbei on Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:22 am

9835:Thou shall not reference to Mel Gibson in the commandments.

9834:Thou shall change the pitch up.
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Postby ken worley on Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:21 pm

9833:Thou Shalt pitch the change-up.


9832: Thou shalt not blame thy catcher's sign if said pitch is batted fairly into the right-center-field of deepfulness, even though it result in increased ERA.
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