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Roy Hunter wrote:9246: Thou shalt not tell a pneumatic young lady thou meetest in a pub "I bet you a pound I can make your breasts jiggle without touching them"; for when she accepts your bet, and you have grabbed her chest, given it a good jiggle and then handed her a pound; she shall call the police and have thou arrested and put on the Sex Offenders Register.
You are banned for thinking when a woman is talking to you. You shouldn't be thinking, you should be listening and saying "Yes, dear" as and when required.
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