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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:51 am

9272: Verily for my crew on a long voyage on thee seven seas, 'dailysex' be a dirty word an it makes cleanin thee decks most hunpleasant!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StJason on Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:44 pm

9271: And the old song 'Good Ship Venus' doesn't help things at all.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby daftbeaker on Fri May 06, 2011 6:40 pm

9270: If'n thou art wanting to turn right at a junction (or left in the colonies) then thou shalt wait until there is a clear gap in yonder traffic. Thou shalt not park your transport in the path of oncoming vehicles, neither shall ye cause tired cyclists to stop when they're almost at the top of a steep hill.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon May 09, 2011 2:46 pm

9269: If thou willst be sacketh upon a mere charge of driving whilst intoxicated, do not telleth the cop you werst the one driving and then tell the magistrate you werst not for it ist too late. And do not wail or gnash your teeth for he ist unmoved.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Wed May 11, 2011 6:53 am

9268: If thou be est the owner of a shrunken head, thou should returneth it from whence it cameth lest thou bringeth a curse upon thine own unshrunken head.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 3:30 am

9267: Thou shalt not wonder which head Bart is referring to.

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9266: I meanest it! Stoppeth thou, thy foul thoughts, naughty wench!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:20 am

9265: Thou shalt not go for a Thai Banquet on Tuesday Evening and go to the gym on Wednesday and weigh thyself expecting a good result.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:54 pm

9264: If'n thou acquire components for thine bicycle thou shalt not play with them until thou art ready to install them. Thou shalt especially not undo a hydraulic brake, get brake fluid on thine self and then wonder why thine brake needeth bleeding :idiot: :facewall:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:43 am

9263: If thou spotteth daftbeaker lying in a pile of bicycle parts in Virgina Water thou shalt point and laugh.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:48 am

9262: Thou shalt not take 300 spartans standing in your way lightly, even whence thou outnumbereth them greatly.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby gronank on Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:26 pm

9261: Thou shalt not, when speaking of the 300 Spartan hoplites of Thermopylae forget the fact that there was about 5000 hoplites from other greek city states, of which about 1500 stayed as rear guard when the Persians performed a pincer manuver on the greek position. That is, Sparta wasn't the only city state to loose all their hoplites that day.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Milo the dog on Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:21 pm

9260: Arf! Arf arf arf! GrrrrROWF! Arf arf arf! Arf!
*pantpantpant*
*scratchscratchscratch*
Arf! Arf arf arf!
Arf!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:24 pm

Milo the dog wrote:9260: Arf! Arf arf arf! GrrrrROWF! Arf arf arf! Arf!
*pantpantpant*
*scratchscratchscratch*
Arf! Arf arf arf!
Shall I translate?

9260: Thou shalt not put my favourite half coconut shell on top of your head, because if you do I shall climb up your legs and scratch your face quite badly in getting it back. I may have scratched you, but it's not my fault, you started it by stealing my coconut shell!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:38 pm

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:45 pm

9258: Thou shalt make all requests for sustenance politely, and without a lolly in thy gob.

9257: And thou shalt return below decks forthwith, thou puking beetle-headed scullion.
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