9869: Thou shalt remember that there are multiple definitions of SPAM, and that the one we need here is not valueless posts, but many multiple posts of value.
9868: Thou shalt show respect to those you disagree with, for they are more likely to take offense where it is not meant than those who agree with you.
9867: Thou shalt be tolerant of other beliefs so long as those beliefs are not intolerant.
9866: Thou shalt avoid products that exploit pirates.
9865: Thou shalt attempt to post at least 3 commandments per post to this thread in order that it might be completed sooner.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.