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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:48 pm

9877 though shalt realize the paradoxical qualities of this thread.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:50 pm

9876: Thou shalt enjoy numbers which move in perfect descending sequence.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:51 pm

9875 Though shalt fight to the death for the possession of the Last Post.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:59 pm

9874: And thou shalt ensure that it be Zankou's death.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:06 pm

9875 Thou shalt finish this list
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:06 am

9874: Thou shalt post real commandments that others want to read, instead of using the commandment thread as yet another place to spam posts and make thine counts larger.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:10 am

9873: thou shalt realize that the only way this thread will ever get finished is if we spam it.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:13 am

9872: Thou shalt put something of value in your spammed commandments.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:15 am

9872 thou shalt recal the definition of SPAm--valueless posts.

9871 thou shalt also realize that thou art doing the smae thing as me whilst thou are reprimanding me.

9870 thou shalt agree that this method of speaking is awesome-eth.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:30 am

9869: Thou shalt remember that there are multiple definitions of SPAM, and that the one we need here is not valueless posts, but many multiple posts of value.

9868: Thou shalt show respect to those you disagree with, for they are more likely to take offense where it is not meant than those who agree with you.

9867: Thou shalt be tolerant of other beliefs so long as those beliefs are not intolerant.

9866: Thou shalt avoid products that exploit pirates.

9865: Thou shalt attempt to post at least 3 commandments per post to this thread in order that it might be completed sooner.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:12 am

9864: Thou shalt not get too worried if thou cannot think of more than one commandment at the time.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:25 am

9863: Thou shalt save flogging with a wet noodle for greater offenses than being unable to think of more than one commandment at a time.

9862: Thou shalt use the "preview" button before submitting a long post, in order that thou might proofread it.

9861: If thou art a Grammar Nazi, thou shalt punish thyself for thy mistakes thrice as hard as thou dost punish others for theirs.
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Postby DeltaWhiskey on Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:34 pm

9860: Thou shalt realize that typographical errors within Commandments are ETCHED IN STONE, and must therefore be interpreted literally.

9859: In light of 9860, Thou shalt make triple sure that Commandments do not contain "teh"s, "smae"s, or misplaced "their"s, "they're"s, and "there"s.

9858: Thou shalt preface introductions with the phrase "There are some who call me..." when thy name happens to be Tim.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:38 am

9857: Thou shalt clean thy wok ASAP after thou useth it, and thou shalt season it with peanut oil, for if thou dost not, thou shalt surely have some scrubbing to do to get rid of the rust buildup, which only happeneth within a couple of days. Unless of course thou hath a stainless steel wok, thou rich bastard--in which case thou shalt be accused of cheating.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:44 am

9856..Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wok, even though it were made of the steel of unblemished-ness, or otherwise superior to thine own....
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