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Postby Calena on Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:12 pm

9831: Thou should not see commandment 9855 as authorization to triple-post.

9830: Thou shalt not forbid references to Mel Gibson, for he can serve as a warning what religion can do to people.

9829: Thou shalt resist going into a bookstore when you know full well you aren't capable of overcoming the tempation to buy 5 books in 10 minutes. Although you have reading material for the next 2 years lying around at home.

9828: Thou shalt be aware when you lend a book to someone the possibility you won't see it again is high. Even more so when the someone you lent it to is the ex-girlfriend of a friend of your ex- boyfriend.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:48 am

9827: Thou shalt not get sucked in by easy money scams from allegedly rich businesspeople or royalty from Nigeria. Thou shalt play with them as they do here.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:10 am

9826: Thou shalt admittest to liking the song "Big Girls Don't Cry", Even though it were sung by she who also sangeth the abomination, "My Humps."
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Postby xinjinbei on Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:59 am

9825: Thou shall not touch the edges of the sign.

9824: Thou shall not listen to DJ Sharpnel - 20031023 as it can cause brain damage.
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:07 pm

ken worley wrote:9826: Thou shalt admittest to liking the song "Big Girls Don't Cry", Even though it were sung by she who also sangeth the abomination, "My Humps."


*sigh* I'm breaking commandments already. Do "big girls" wet themselves on stage? :fsm_ninja:

9823: Thou shall not pretendeth thou liketh movies and books that thou dost not understand. Being beyond thy comprehension doth not mean they have value.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:08 pm

9822: Thou shalt join a queue by leaving at least as much space between thine self and the person beforest thee as they have left between themself and the person beforest them...Verily, this is an indication of that person's "personal space cushion requirement", and thou shalt not cause them undue stress by thine retarded inability to perceiveth this concept....Thou BASTARD.



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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:59 pm

9821: Phou shalt not post pornography in the Games Forum, for thou art a f*ckin Spambot, and, once Earthrise hast returned in his capacity as Forum Mod, thou shalt be smitten from the Intarwebs.
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Postby ken worley on Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:20 am

9820: Thou Shalt rinse thy dishes of food residue before thou placeth them in thy sink. For this takes but a moment...If you do this not, surely thou shalt scrub and scrub later.
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Postby ken worley on Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:22 am

9819: Thou shalt NEVER .... EVER watcheth the ABOMINATION jerry springer...
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:31 am

9818: Thou shalt rejoice with much merriment, to the point of annoying thy neigbours, when notice that thy Bruce Bickford Monster Road DVD hath arrived arriveth in thy mail.

9817: Thou shalt maketh many mental notes to emergeth from thy slumber a little earlier tomorrow morning so that thou canst maketh it to thy local post office before thou goest to thy place of work.
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Postby Land Shark on Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:09 am

9816: Thou shalt not use sticky caps in any of thy writing or typing.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. -Edgar Allan Poe
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Postby farfalla on Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:10 am

9817. Thou shalt not intrusth venerated 'moderator' and 'administrator' titles on those that have not yet developed a prefrontal cortex.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:39 am

^9815 (not 9817)

9814: Thou shalt not assume that ownership of Microsoft Publisher gives thee the same talent as a trained graphic designer.

9813: Thou shalt never ask of a trained graphic designer, "So what dost thou think of this?" in reference to your own (untrained) work that you are particularly proud of.

9812: Thou shalt learn the difference between display type and body type before creating flyers to stick on bulletin boards.

9811: Thou shalt not attempt to be super-cool by using multicolored, warped, twisted, and/or stretched type without proper training.


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Postby Baggy on Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:05 am

9812: When faced with two diferent paths, choose lucky left. Always lucky left.
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Postby Cryofdragon on Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:01 pm

9811: When faced with three paths, thou shalt always go right, because it is right.
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