^9815 (not 9817)
9814: Thou shalt not assume that ownership of Microsoft Publisher gives thee the same talent as a trained graphic designer.
9813: Thou shalt never ask of a trained graphic designer, "So what dost thou think of this?" in reference to your own (untrained) work that you are particularly proud of.
9812: Thou shalt learn the difference between display type and body type before creating flyers to stick on bulletin boards.
9811: Thou shalt not attempt to be super-cool by using multicolored, warped, twisted, and/or stretched type without proper training.
(EDITED to fix numbers)
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