10,000 (more) Commandments

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StJason on Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:16 pm

9059: Thou shalt not call me out on mine hypocracies, I am well aware of them. Besideth, what? Am I supposedeth to carryist this whole group myself-ith? Then who wouldest torment the Facebooketh group-ists...er...ed...ing..?
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:17 am

9058: Thou shalt not riseth up too fast from thine deck chair under the apple tree or thou shalt cutteth open thine head on a pointy branch thereon...

...and thine cheeky sprogette doth sayeth: That would not have happened if you had hair.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:55 pm

daftbeaker wrote:9390: If thou'st be cooking with chillies then thou shalt not touch thine eyes before washing thine hands, for thou shalt look a right tit trying to stick thine eyes under the tap.

9057: Thou shalt bloody listen to thine own advice :facewall:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:44 am

9056: Thou shalt keep up the work-rate if thou ever intendest to get 10,000 of these done before they abolish the internet.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby DavidH on Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:21 pm

9055: thou shalt not discourage fellow-posters with gloomy statistics.
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