The "...Anus" Game !

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Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:06 am

[quote="Rainswept"]Bart, it's not playing the game if you don't play by the rules. you can't grab a handful of money from the bank and claim you won at Monopoly. The challenge is to use only the end of the tite, FSM damn you.

But that's the way I likes ta play monopoly...I is a pirate fer gawds sake!
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Postby capidosia on Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:06 pm

ring of bright anus

catus anus :?

el doranus

i fist full of anus(sounds painfull)

a few anus more

running anus ( doctor needed )

menphis anus

The dam anus (or the anus busters if you prefere :D)

ok, i'll be nice, i'll stop and share the anus with everyone else...... ok, forget i said that, that's too much inuendo even for me.
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:17 pm

Fistfull of Anus..lol classic.

It warms my heart to see the Anus game taken up in such a hearty fashion. Keep it up everyone!
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:38 pm

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Anus

Cyrano de Anus

The Importance Of Being Anus

Sammy & Rosie Get Anus

Woodstock: 3 Days of Peace & Anus
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:55 pm

Couple of dupes in there. If I had any skill at all at typing I'd put the list together in one alphabetical post, but I don't so... :roll:
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Postby ken worley on Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:51 am

The People Under The Anus

Dial "M" For Anus

Bonfire of the Anus

Revenge of the Pink Anus

Beach Blanket Anus

A Clear and Present Anus

Jagged Anus

Spike Lee's Do the Right Anus

A Raisin in the Anus

The Human Condition: Road to Anus

Long Arm of the Anus

Reap the Wild Anus

20,000 Leagues Under the Anus

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, But Came Down an Anus
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:53 am

The People Under The Anus (bad place to be)

Bonfire of the Anus (That's gotta hurt)

Spike Lee's Do the Right Anus (definately embarrasing to get the wrong one...)

A Raisin in the Anus (well ok then)

Captions always add flavor hehe
And for a few of my own...

Paint Your Anus.

Defending your Anus. (Damn good thing to do.)

Never on Anus.

That Obscure Object of Anus. (FSM only knows)

A Place in the Anus. (Just what everyone wants...)

One Potato, Two Anus.

Tight Little Anus. (well ok then)

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Anus. (This could be bad)

Swept Away by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of Anus (What a title!)

Can't remember if this one was done yet: A Tree Grows in Anus.
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Postby boghog on Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:28 am

Of course, the classic:

Dude, Where's My Anus?

and a few Martial Arts/Hong Kong action movie-esque titles:

The Replacement Anus

The House of Flying Anuses (are we allowed to pluralize?)

Enter the Anus

Can't forget James Bond:

Doctor Anus

From Russia with Anus

Goldanus

Thunderanus

On Her Majesty's Secret Anus

The Man with the Golden Anus

The Spy who Loved Anus

Moonanus

Octoanus

A View to an Anus

The Living Anus

GoldenAnus
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:53 am

ya we need a list so we stop duplicating answers.

Yes, pluralizing is ok.
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Postby black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:59 am

Terminator - Rise of the Anus
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Postby boghog on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:20 am

An Inconvenient Anus
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:46 am

An Inconvenient Anus
(Wonder where that one would be...)


It should be noted that every single Star Wars title works with this game.
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Postby boghog on Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:22 am

Cannonball Anus (ouch)

Smokey and the Anus

The Bells of St. Anus

The Wind in the Anus

Charlotte's Anus

E.T. - the Extra Anus

Tora! Tora! Anus!

Edit: The Big Red Anus
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:41 am

boghog wrote:E.T. - the Extra Anus


Extraterrestrial is one word, like extraordinary. :D
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Postby capidosia on Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:03 pm

the hunt for red anus

attack of the killer green auns

saving private anus

the battle of anus

apollo anus
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much

(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
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