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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:40 pm

I'm gonna do a couple books, because I like books more than movies.

The Divine Anus

Harry Anus

The Book of anus

Paul's letter to the Anus

Red vs. Anus

Men in Anus

X-anus

Dances with Anus

Pretty Anus

How the Grinch stole Anus

The Lion, the Witch and the Anus
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:44 pm

newyork-pastafarian wrote:robin hood men in anus
Nice one.

Three Men and a Little Anus.

The Man Who Fell to Anus.

Indiana Jones and the Last Anus.

Raiders of the Lost Anus.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Anus.

Austin Powers: International Man of Anus ( Yeah baby! )
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:36 pm

How about:

Uranus

Didn't even need to change that one!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:42 am

Jurassic Anus..The Invisible Anus (multi-tasking..a book & a movie)..more books (sorry..):In My Own Anus..Zen Flesh, Zen Anus..The Tibetan Book of the Anus..John Wayne's Irish epic:The Quiet Anus..and a nod to 50's paranoid-atom-bomb-children-playing-the-piano movies: The 5000 Fingers of Dr. Anus(OK, not a lot of choices in that category..)&, Rainswept, you're deviously brilliant-but still cursed..
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Postby black bart on Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:16 am

The Anus and I
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:44 am

Rainswept wrote:
3. I said the end, NOT the beginning or middle.


Pay attention =P

Mignight in the Garden of Good and Anus.

A Midsummer Nights's Anus.

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Anus. (Why would anyone be looking for that..?)
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Postby newyork-pastafarian on Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:40 am

im not posting titles but i one time when i was around 6-7 yeas old i quite innocently asked my father "have you ever seen uranus through a telescope?" when everyone started laughing fit to kill a donkey i asked what was so funny

lol, it wasnt until i hit 13 his noodliness bequeathed unto me a sense of humor
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Postby ken worley on Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:05 am

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Anus

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Anus

Not Another Teen Anus

Pump Up the Anus

The Forty-Year-Old Anus

Romy and Michelle's High-School Anus

Night of the Living Anus

Reservoir Anus

Pushing Anus

Blast From the Anus

The Color of Anus

Pulp Anus

A River Runs Through Anus




And it is too bad that the rule prohibits the subject in the middle of the sentence....


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Bang the Drum Slowly?...Image
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Postby black bart on Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:13 am

Anus cassidy and the Anus dance kid (nearly at the end...but also at the beginning!)
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Postby newyork-pastafarian on Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:59 am

i know that they dont have anus in them i justt feel like sharing them

one day i made a complete list of harry potter titles, stoner style

Harry Pothead got the sorcerer stoned

Harry Pothead and the chamber of porn flicks

Harry Pothead and the escapee of rehab

Harry Potheadand the goblet of whiskey

Harry Pothead and the order of marijuana

Harry Pothead and the thinblooded pill popper

yeah, aie (as is evident) i have too much time on my hands in 7th period study hall
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:04 am

ken worley wrote:Blast From the Anus


Just outstanding! You get a gold star for that one!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:16 am

ken worley wrote:

Pump Up the Anus



I already said that one! Great movie though. "Talk hard"!



ken worley wrote:And it is too bad that the rule prohibits the subject in the middle of the sentence....


Remember the film classic,

Bang the Drum Slowly?...Image


Ha Ha! Thats a good one, and I concur.

Based on the brilliance of Ken, I move that we amend the rules Mad Libs style, and make it so that the anus can replace any noun in the title.
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Postby I-Yah on Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:14 pm

Lost in Anus

Mr. & Mrs. Anus

American Anus

A for Anus

The God Who Wasn't Anus
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:29 pm

Oh God, You Anus!
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Postby ken worley on Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:19 pm

Gee, I don't know if I should be called brilliant...
Perhaps I have just found my medium.....an anus savant, perhaps.


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