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Postby Chimaera on Mon May 21, 2007 3:33 pm

An old one that I was reminded of today -- sorry if it's a repeat...

Mickey Mouse is talking to his divorce lawyer. His lawyer says "I'm sorry, but using mental instability as grounds for divorce is very difficult. We'll have real problems proving that Minnie is insane."

Mickey replies "I didn't say she's insane, I said she's f*cking Goofy."
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Postby newyork-pastafarian on Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:30 am

ive heard that one before still funny though
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Re: Mickey Mouse

Postby Moral Minority on Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:32 am

Chimaera wrote:An old one that I was reminded of today -- sorry if it's a repeat...

Mickey Mouse is talking to his divorce lawyer. His lawyer says "I'm sorry, but using mental instability as grounds for divorce is very difficult. We'll have real problems proving that Minnie is insane."

Mickey replies "I didn't say she's insane, I said she's f*cking Goofy."


Somehow that puts me in the mood for cartoon porn.
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Postby newyork-pastafarian on Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:45 pm

wow........

thats too much info
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Re: Mickey Mouse

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:18 pm

AZN Pride wrote:
Chimaera wrote:An old one that I was reminded of today -- sorry if it's a repeat...

Mickey Mouse is talking to his divorce lawyer. His lawyer says "I'm sorry, but using mental instability as grounds for divorce is very difficult. We'll have real problems proving that Minnie is insane."

Mickey replies "I didn't say she's insane, I said she's f*cking Goofy."


Somehow that puts me in the mood for cartoon porn.

I have a good link to a site for that, if you're interested.

here :roll:
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Re: Mickey Mouse

Postby Moral Minority on Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:37 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
AZN Pride wrote:
Chimaera wrote:An old one that I was reminded of today -- sorry if it's a repeat...

Mickey Mouse is talking to his divorce lawyer. His lawyer says "I'm sorry, but using mental instability as grounds for divorce is very difficult. We'll have real problems proving that Minnie is insane."

Mickey replies "I didn't say she's insane, I said she's f*cking Goofy."


Somehow that puts me in the mood for cartoon porn.

I have a good link to a site for that, if you're interested.

here :roll:


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Re: Mickey Mouse

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:28 pm

AZN Pride wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
AZN Pride wrote:
Chimaera wrote:An old one that I was reminded of today -- sorry if it's a repeat...

Mickey Mouse is talking to his divorce lawyer. His lawyer says "I'm sorry, but using mental instability as grounds for divorce is very difficult. We'll have real problems proving that Minnie is insane."

Mickey replies "I didn't say she's insane, I said she's f*cking Goofy."


Somehow that puts me in the mood for cartoon porn.

I have a good link to a site for that, if you're interested.

here :roll:


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I already sold it to Lord Beelzebub!


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