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Which would you prefer invade your town

Zombies
6
29%
Hippies
15
71%
 
Total votes : 21

Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue May 29, 2007 4:51 pm

I find yuppies even more repulsive than hippies & zombies combined.

The suburb I live in used to have a really communal vibe to it. Full of art students, character houses, & cheap rent. Then the yuppies took the place over & started building mediterrainean shit all over the place. The land prices skyrocketed (my dad bought his house in the '70s for AU$11,000--the value has gone up to AU$500,000), thus the rent went way up; The place has become overrun by shithouse coffee shops, designer fashion 'boutiques', & smug lounge bars; & the streets have become clogged up with friggin' ugly 4-Wheel drives that, at worst, have been tried & tested over some dickhead's gravel driveway.

Just over 10 years ago, most people outside of West End regarded the place as the shithole of inner Brisbane. Now these same two-faced pricks climb over each other to live here.

Let's kill them.

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Postby Kra on Wed May 30, 2007 4:43 am

I believe there are no yuppies where I live..
From what I've read here I count myself lucky..
Although if they did arrive I'd give em wa chance before I decided wether I liked them or not..
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Postby festeringbob on Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:00 am

MPTrooper wrote:Fucking zombies man!

You can shoot those and be called a hero. Shoot a hippie, no matter how much he deserved it and they call the cops D:


woof down the hippie corpse and no-one will be the wiser....

(god didnt make any laws against cannibalism did he?)
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Postby EarthRise on Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:09 am

festeringbob wrote:(god didnt make any laws against cannibalism did he?)


He did. It's just called kuru :)
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Pirates

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:07 am

Are there any Zombie Hippie Pirates?
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Re: Pirates

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:42 am

black bart wrote:Are there any Zombie Hippie Pirates?

NO!
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Zombie Hippie Pirate

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:46 am

Wrong, he's a Grateful Dead Fan...

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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:50 am

Get...the shotgun...
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Postby Duke on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:57 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Get...the shotgun...


Seconded. *Ka-Click*


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Postby Baggy on Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:12 pm

At least when the zombies rise the hippies won't last more than a fortnight.
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Layed back

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:38 am

But will the Zombies realise the Hippies aren't Just layed back Zombies?
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Postby Duke on Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:32 pm

Yes, but the Zombies will be more determined in their search for Brainzz...


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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:42 pm

Aloha..according to my dimly perceived understanding of homeopathy..if the zombies ate brains and got kuru, would that turn them back into just ordinary, harmless (tho smelly) dead people..of course the brains would have to be diluted to the point of 15X (again AtMDMUoH..that's 1 brain cell per 100 kl of whatever swill zombies drink....probably "light" beer or "wine-in-a-box"...brrrrrr..)..
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:40 pm

I voted for hippies, but it was a tough call. (MPT you can shoot them with paintballs, it doesn't kill them so you can shoot them again the next day, and the day after, and the day after....)

Another tough call is this: Which smells worse, zombies or hippies?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:45 am

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:Aloha..according to my dimly perceived understanding of homeopathy..if the zombies ate brains and got kuru, would that turn them back into just ordinary, harmless (tho smelly) dead people..


I'd bet that they would only contract Kuru from eating brains in Papua New Guinea (50 years ago).

There is likely more chance of one of us getting Mad Cow than the zombies catching kuru. They'd likely get the same effect from eating brains from alzheimers patients.

Of course no one knows what the effect of a prion on zombies would be.

I tend to believe that it would make them very good at math.
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