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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:38 pm

with a knife you can easily kill someone with a gun faster than they can aim and pull the trigger as long as your trained and within 5 ft

or atleast thats what i was told in a knife fighting class

and besides rapist killers are honourable and wouldn't use a gun

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Postby Duke on Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:54 pm

blackeyedbutch wrote:with a knife you can easily kill someone with a gun faster than they can aim and pull the trigger as long as your trained and within 5 ft


Of course I can. But the ordinary person can't.


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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:56 pm

well what better has the ordinary person to do than to learn how to use a knife?


wait your a ninja I hope you dont only mean 5 feet you should also be able to kill them from 1000000000 feet away before they even dream of you coming
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Postby Duke on Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:04 am

blackeyedbutch wrote:well what better has the ordinary person to do than to learn how to use a knife?


They could buy a gun. Its easier to kill the murderers that way.


blackeyedbutch wrote:wait your a ninja I hope you dont only mean 5 feet you should also be able to kill them from 1000000000 feet away before they even dream of you coming


Heck no. I could kill the rapist killer from a different continent by just thinking about it.


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