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Postby EarthRise on Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:59 pm

So we're discussing gun laws up in the Political Issues.

Seriously, people, what's your problem? The Constitution makes it thoroughly clear when it comes to arms.
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Postby ke_mikiao on Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:07 pm

you have the right to bear arms or arm bears....whatever you wanna do.


errrr........Robin Williams i think
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:39 pm

or the family guy approch (FSM I hate that show) you have the write to own bear arms
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Postby Zankou on Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:59 pm

The U.S constitution was written in the 1770's. During that time, the Americans were in danger of attack from the British. It made sense to be armed, for protection. It makes no sense anymore. If all not military guns were destoyed, and no longer made, there would be no more problems.,


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Postby blackeyedbutch on Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:02 pm

well I'm more clock (yes clock not cloak) and dagger kind of guy myself but swords work too. guns are too . . . easy
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Postby Zankou on Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:08 pm

blackeyedbutch wrote:well I'm more clock (yes clock not cloak) and dagger kind of guy myself but swords work too. guns are too . . . easy


Precisely...I prefer to lop someones head off, rather than blow there brains out...although, if say, Jack Bauer, had me cornered...gimme a shotgun.

And yes, a shotgun...none of them sissy pisstols[sic]
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:09 pm

yeah in some cases guns are good but still they show no honour


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Postby Zankou on Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:11 pm

When [sic] is placed after a word, it is to show that it is improperly spelled on purpose.

I was refering to how "pissy" pistols are.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:12 pm

damn you city of villains for using an alternet meaning for [sic]
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Postby Duke on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:13 am

Zankou wrote:The U.S constitution was written in the 1770's. During that time, the Americans were in danger of attack from the British. It made sense to be armed, for protection. It makes no sense anymore.


I doubt I'd hear you saying that if you were being stalked by a man with a very pointy knife.


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Postby Zankou on Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:01 am

I'd have an even pointier knife on my person...dur!
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Postby leapofaith97 on Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:28 pm

Zankou wrote:The U.S constitution was written in the 1770's.


1789
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Postby Duke on Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:46 pm

Zankou wrote:I'd have an even pointier knife on my person...dur!


But wouldn't you prefer a nine millimeter?


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Postby Platypus on Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:42 pm

If only we over in the UK could arm bears, it would stop so many of those who speak badly of my height (Im little, yeah)
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Postby Zankou on Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:05 pm

leapofaith97 wrote:
Zankou wrote:The U.S constitution was written in the 1770's.


1789


Sorry. all i know wbout the U.S. formation was that you became a country on August 12, 1777.


But wouldn't you prefer a nine millimeter?

No. A 9 mill against a knife? that's not honourable!
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