Funny Town Names (these are not made up)

[Cameron]

Boring, Oregon
French Lick, Indiana
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Why, Arizona
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
Hell, Michigan
Climax, Michigan
Mud Lick, Kentucky
Normal, Illinois
Santa Claus, Indiana
Waterproof, Louisiana
Weed, New Mexico
Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico
Crappo, Maryland
Flushing, New York
Last Chance, Colorado
Gay, Michigan
Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona
Oatmeal, Texas
Oddville, Kentucky
Blowhard, Australia
Poopoo, Hawaii
Happyland, Oklahoma
Gas, Kansas
Hot Coffee, Mississippi
Hygiene, Colorado
North, South Carolina
Quicksand, Kentucky
Dead Horse, Alaska
Experiment, Georgia
Gun Barrel City, Texas
Earth, Texas
California, Maryland
Poop Creek, Oregon

[Cryofdragon]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales.

It means, "St. Mary's Church in the hollow of white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the red cave."

Also:
Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnop- paratrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathit- sakkattiyavisanukamprasit, Thiland.

^longest town name.

[boghog]

I like Catchacoma, Ontario too.

Gay, Michigan

I've been to Gay. Guess what the name of the one local bar is there.

[ke_mikiao]

Gas, Kansas

i live in kansas........i was in a youth group and every time we went thru that damn town the pastor always...ALWAYS.........ALWAYS!!!!!!! made the same joke.

'I bet i can make you pass gas"

hurr hurr hurr


tho on their water tower....it says: "Gas, KAN".........-shrug-

[Cameron]

I like Catchacoma, Ontario too.

Gay, Michigan

I've been to Gay. Guess what the name of the one local bar is there.

uh...Anus Pub? (that's the name of an actual bar, so I figured I'd guess that.)

[boghog]

uh...Anus Pub? (that's the name of an actual bar, so I figured I'd guess that.)

No, not quite that crude. It's just "The Gay Bar". Off near the end of the UP, it's not quite... um... typical for the area.

[Gahvandure]

How about Dickshooter, Idaho?


Gahv

[Chimaera]

My favorite is Maidenhead. I rather like the River Piddle too.

[Capellini]

My town borders Hicksville, New York

[St John the Blasphemist]

How about this one? A hill in New Zealand called

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

85 letters long & roughly translates to "The brow [or summit] of the hill [or place], where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid [down], climbed [up] and swallowed mountains, [to travel the land], [who is] known as the land eater, played [on] his [nose] flute to his loved one."

Often shortened to 'Taumata'. Gee I wonder why.

St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Antidisestablishmentarianism

[ken worley]

I hope the abbreviated version is the part about the nose-flute serenade.
We need to ressurect these old romantic traditions.
As long as you can get the girl to turn her head, and look away, whenever you have to blow out the "spit valve"...

[Baggy]

Pity Me- England
Condom-France

Pity Me is not that far from where I live.

[ke_mikiao]

i lived in a town in Kansas named "Agra"


some a-holes from a nearyby town painted 'vi' in front of Agra on the water tower.....it said "Kolaloka lemonade"

kind of funny


we had shirts with pictures.......a slumped over tower with agra on it....then a tower really strait and tall with the vi added....

[Baggy]

Reminds me of a street called "HORNBY AVENUE" got altered to read "HORN Y VENUE"

And a sign for "Ferry Hill Station" became "Benny Hill Station"

[ken worley]

Near where I used to live, in AZ., there was a run-down, low-income apartment complex called "Sandal Ridge"
The "S" fell off the sign, and I always wanted to sneak onto the property and remove the "d" , leaving the moniker "an al Ridge"
Under this, I wanted to spray-paint the subtitle,
"Not quite the a*shole of the universe, but damned close!"...

I never got around to it, tho.