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Bill Hicks wrote:Iâ€™ve been traveling a lot lately. I was over in Australia during Easter.
It was interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do--commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
Now, I wonder why weâ€™re fucked up as a race. You know, Iâ€™ve read the Bible. I canâ€™t find the words â€˜bunnyâ€™ or â€˜chocolateâ€™ anywhere in the fucking book. Where do you come up with this shit? Why those two things? Why not â€˜Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawerâ€™?
As long as weâ€™re making shit up, go hog wild. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on its back crawling across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it!
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