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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:10 pm

Duke wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Nah, we exterminated the Typo Nazis along with the Pirate-Ninjas.



We had Pirate-Ninjas? I was only aware of Ninja-Pirates such as myself.

She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one... She doesn't secretly hate you.


Duke


That's because we eliminated them...they sucked.
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Postby Duke on Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:07 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Duke wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Nah, we exterminated the Typo Nazis along with the Pirate-Ninjas.



We had Pirate-Ninjas? I was only aware of Ninja-Pirates such as myself.

She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one... She doesn't secretly hate you.


Duke


That's because we eliminated them...they sucked.


Oh, good thing, too. Thanks for doing it discreetly.


Duke
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:08 pm

Duke wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Duke wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Nah, we exterminated the Typo Nazis along with the Pirate-Ninjas.



We had Pirate-Ninjas? I was only aware of Ninja-Pirates such as myself.

She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one... She doesn't secretly hate you.


Duke


That's because we eliminated them...they sucked.


Oh, good thing, too. Thanks for doing it discreetly.


Duke


Lmao
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Postby ken worley on Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:09 am

New line overheard this morning on "Leave it to Beaver"...


At the dinner table, June asked Ward,

"Did you ever see two boys so anxious to be with each other before?"


1. Only that one time in the country club locker room, dear, but I'm trying to block that from my memory. :)
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:13 pm

Everyone likes to get with Beaver, dear.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:56 pm

Disregard this ill-placed post.
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Re: the FINISH the SENTENCE game...

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:03 am

ken worley wrote:...overheard on Star Trek this am...

Kirk: "You'll be killed!"

Other starship captain: "I've been prepared for death ever since I killed my crew."


And now for mine:
1. "I'm not prepared for death! I don't have my overnight bag!"
2. "I'm fully prepared for death. As long as I have my **reaches into pocket** Oh Bleep. Could you just hang on a minute?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Duke on Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:00 pm

I'm prepared for death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.


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