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Postby ken worley on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:05 pm

Star Trek, the show with more leading sentence fragments than any ten other shows, has given us another fat slow hanging curveball.

She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She___________


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Postby black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:08 am

She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She doesn't have more than 40 pairs of shoes!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:30 pm

She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, exceot one....she never says: "We need to talk.."
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Postby Cryofdragon on Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:08 am

Isn't that a good thing?
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:05 pm

CoD..indeed it is...but that's the one exception to "life-like in every detail..", eh? (& Zankou 2.0..please excuse "exceot", 'twas a SPAM-induced brain-to-keyboard fart..)
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:43 pm

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:CoD..indeed it is...but that's the one exception to "life-like in every detail..", eh? (& Zankou 2.0..please excuse "exceot", 'twas a SPAM-induced brain-to-keyboard fart..)


Dude, it's a typo...even I have typos....what I don't like is poor grammar.

"We is what we is, dawg", that sort of thing.

Lmao.


She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...she can go more than five minutes without starting an argument or pissing someone off...
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Postby black bart on Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:30 pm

She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...she's got tits like Lara Croft!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:15 pm

Aloha, Zankou 2.0..thanks for letting the typo slide...but, now, must i cower in fear of reprisals from the dreaded "typo nazis"? (& just how did their blood type become so important?)..black bart (any relation to my old Dutch buddy-Swaart Baart?)..please specify Lara Croft (dyno-vid chick) or Lara Croft (Angelina "I-was-in-the-Arctic-saving-the-world-in-my-skimpy-tanktop-&-my-nipples-never-got-hard" Jolie)..OK?

She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...& while you're looking for that one exception, Captain..do NOT fiddle with those switches..yes, THOSE...no no NO............congratulations, Captain Kirk......you're looking at the only female android in this sector with a vagina dentata.....I only hope you can explain to her clients the need for extreme caution if they want to lambada with her..
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:10 am

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:Aloha, Zankou 2.0..thanks for letting the typo slide...but, now, must i cower in fear of reprisals from the dreaded "typo nazis"? (& just how did their blood type become so important?)..black bart (any relation to my old Dutch buddy-Swaart Baart?)..please specify Lara Croft (dyno-vid chick) or Lara Croft (Angelina "I-was-in-the-Arctic-saving-the-world-in-my-skimpy-tanktop-&-my-nipples-never-got-hard" Jolie)..OK?

She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...& while you're looking for that one exception, Captain..do NOT fiddle with those switches..yes, THOSE...no no NO............congratulations, Captain Kirk......you're looking at the only female android in this sector with a vagina dentata.....I only hope you can explain to her clients the need for extreme caution if they want to lambada with her..


Nah, we exterminated the Typo Nazis along with the Pirate-Ninjas.

She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...She can handle a six hour car trip without having to urinate, due to the fact that she is an android, an therefore unable to urinate.
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Postby ken worley on Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:57 am

She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She___________


...can go to the store for "just one thing", and return with just one thing...
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Postby MopMaster on Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:28 pm

She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She is dead...
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Postby black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:31 am

She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She___________

...runs on three AAA batteries and she goes like a rabbit on steroids!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:18 pm

black bart...so she's a battery-buffered, boisterous, bum-bobbling slunnybut?..erm..bunnyslut...cool!!
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Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:38 am

Has anyone got her phone number?
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Postby Duke on Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:08 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Nah, we exterminated the Typo Nazis along with the Pirate-Ninjas.



We had Pirate-Ninjas? I was only aware of Ninja-Pirates such as myself.

She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one... She doesn't secretly hate you.


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