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Postby ken worley on Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:56 am

...overheard on Star Trek this am...

Kirk: "You'll be killed!"

Other starship captain: "I've been prepared for death ever since I killed my crew."


...not good enough.

Let's come up with a better ending for the guy's dramatic utterance.

I'll start...

"I've been prepared for death ever since I ate those chimichangas at QDoba!".
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:51 am

A variation on the guy in the Arnie movie Predator:

"I ain't got time to be killed!"

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Postby EarthRise on Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:18 am

"I've been prepared for death ever since I strangled that bear with my chin."
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Postby DeltaWhiskey on Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:12 pm

"Nonsense, I still have Ensign Ricky with me."
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Postby EarthRise on Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:00 pm

"I can't die; I'm not wearing a red shirt."
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Jean Bart on Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:05 pm

"I've been prepared for death ever since I've been wandering on the surface of the earth, but I can't die: my flimsy moral standards make me come back each time in a lower life form"
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Postby ken worley on Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:05 pm

"I've been prepared for death ever since I heard that the Pussycat Dolls won a Grammy".
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Postby flashfrozen on Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:59 pm

fool there is no true death for a pirate I drink bear and watch strippers, as you make your foolish attempts to stop me :mrgreen:
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Postby Jewelwastouched on Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:38 pm

i've been prepared for death since i saw the last episode of Voyager
i was touched....and i liked it :)
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Postby Pirate-Jay on Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:44 am

I've been prepared for death ever since I read the first page of The Bible
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Postby Baggy on Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:09 pm

"Correction [cocks gun] you'll be killed. Enjoy my suicide mission Kirk"
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Postby Duke on Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:41 am

ken worley wrote:...overheard on Star Trek this am...

Kirk: "You'll be killed!"

Other starship captain: "I've been prepared for death ever since I killed my crew."


...not good enough.

Let's come up with a better ending for the guy's dramatic utterance.

I'll start...

"I've been prepared for death ever since I ate those chimichangas at QDoba!".



"I've been prepared for death ever since I watched Waterworld. Death can't be a whole lot worse than that."


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Postby newyork-pastafarian on Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:00 am

[quote="flashfrozen"]fool there is no true death for a pirate I drink bear and watch strippers, as you make your foolish attempts to stop me :mrgreen:[/quote

i didnt know you could drink bear, i knew about beer what do you drink its blood or its urine?

interesting concept

i have been prepared to die ever since i drank that horrible tasting bear
-may you be blessed by he who is known as the FLying Spaghetti Monster with his noodly goodness so you can experiance the heaven of beer volcanoes and strippers
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Postby black bart on Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:03 am

"I've been prepared for death ever since I realised me First Mate 'Mad Murdering Black Jake McTavish' has a crush on me!"
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:55 am

I've been prepared for death ever since I learned about the stripper factory in heaven!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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